I would but your a cat and I'm taking you to the vet.
Show me how to train my dragon.
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I would but your a cat and I'm taking you to the vet.
Show me how to train my dragon.
I would, but that's a potato, not a dragon.
Breathe.
I forgot how to and I'm busy looking at my wrist watch.
*chokes and dies*
Take away my paranoia please.
No no no, a nice padded cell will do you much more good and take that fear right away.
Help me, help me! OH GOD, THEY'RE CHASING ME!!!
Relax, they just want to hug you...
eating
I would eat but I'm wearing a mask that is stuck to my face.
Go find me a spatula!
I have Spatuphobia, could you help me find a therapist?
I would, but I need to check on my pet rock.
Help me build my Lego Star Wars.
I would but legos were banned and replaced with sticks a long time ago.
Spin around three times.
Ok!
1...
2..
OW broke my legs! Can't do a third.
Can someone send me to the emergency room?
Postage is too expensive, go there yourself.
Can somebody buy me a black lotus card?
What in barnacles is a black lotus card? Can someone tell me?
(P.S. Might wanna get that double post deleted ;))
I would, but I'm too busy deleting all of my existence.
Could you please dust off a tree for me?
(Thanks for alerting me to that double-post.
I blame it on the expansion of the universe. :panic:)
I would, but it would scare the squirrels away from the tree.
I really need medical attention. Can someone help me with it?
I tried, but all the medicals I could find have quite a deficit on attention. Almost like some kind of disorder.
Write my paper for me.
my papyer... sorry, I failed.
Could someone direct me to the nearest foerign country?
i would but I have no idea what a foerign country is. Its spelled f,o,r,e,i,g,n.
Take your glasses off.
I would, but I can't find the off switch.
Could somebody get me some cake?
haha I want to get you cake but my legs wont move.
Find me a telescope.
I would, but my mom is busy leading me to the end of the world.
Blink.
I would, but if I did, the angels would get me.
Buy me 10,000 shares of apple stock.
I would, but Apple just went bankrupt.
Have only non lucid dreams tonight.
I would, but I definitely will have a successful WILD tonight.
Please don't post something else.
I was not going to post something else but the gnome in your backyard told me to.
Kiss the llama
But I am most definitely "the" llama, I can't kiss myself.
Don't post after 2 minutes of reading this post.
On a side note..
The first time I read this I didn't know what you meant.. but after looking at it at a separate time I get it now! Doctor Who! Weeping Angels! :doh:Quote:
I would, but if I did, the angels would get me.