I would, but what would be the point, since it has no ears?
Cheer me up.
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I would, but what would be the point, since it has no ears?
Cheer me up.
I would but I don't know what your favorite type of candy is.
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Find the lost city of At-pant-is.
I would but I'm afraid my film will get snubbed by 'Hamlet with Lions', that is if the censors don't crack down on us for everyone being naked from the waist down first.
Write a screenplay about my dreams.
I would but, I can't because I can't see your dreams, silly.
Paint the town.
I would but every store I went to told me they were out of paint.
Buy me the most expensive piece of jewellery there is.
I would but, I lost all my money in the temple of DOOM!!
Bake me a Baked Alaska, please.
I would if I had a bigger oven.
Cry me a river.
I would but the river has run dry!
Tell me a secret.
Sorry, but I can't do anything constructive!
Why don't you answer that doorbell, its been ringing forever and ever!
I can't, I'm rooted to the spot! Go play with the baby.
I would, but I have a severe headache.
Bake me a chocolate cake.
I would, but I ran out of chocolate.
Tell me all about it.
I would, but I don't know where to start.
Refill the printer.
I can't, there's a 20 foot tall giant with a club blocking the way,
Get rid of the giant.
I can't because I'm the 20-foot tall giant.
Break the spell.
I'm no wizard!
Show me where.
I can't remember where it is, bring me a Remembrall.
I would, but I can't remember where I bought my last one.
Fix my internet speed.
I can't, the phone lines are jam-packed and you are 100,000 years away on the customer waiting list.
Bring me my coat
I can't, when I heard how you spilled water on the papers in my office, I lost control, and burned your coat in my fireplace.
Clean up the mess in my office.
I would, but I don't have a key.
Replace my broken pen.
I would, but I only have pencils.
Rob a bank for me.
I can't because that's boring.
Stop it from raining.
I would, but my CD of "It can't rain all the time" is just skipping on "rain...rain...rain...rain...rain...rain...rain... "
Make 55 billion dollars appear in my bank account.