The Synopsis of the Donkey, by Wikipedia

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I dare you not to laugh The donkey or ass, Equus africanus asinus,[1][2] is a domesticated member of the Equidae or horse family. The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African Wild Ass, E. africanus. In the western United States, a small donkey is sometimes called a burro (from the Spanish word for the animal). A male donkey or ass is called a jack, a female a jenny, and offspring less than one year old, a foal (male: colt, female filly). While different species of the Equidae family can interbreed, offspring are almost always sterile. Nonetheless, horse/donkey hybrids are popular for their durability and vigor. A mule is the offspring of a jack (male donkey) and a mare (female horse). The much rarer successful mating of a male horse and a female donkey produces a hinny. Asses were first domesticated around 3000 BC,[3] approximately the same time as the horse, and have spread around the world. They continue to fill important roles in many places today and domesticated species are increasing in numbers, but the African wild ass and another relative, the Onager, are endangered. As "beasts of burden" and companions, asses and donkeys have worked together with humans for millennia. -.-

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I laughed at the second paragraph when they stopped referring to it as a donkey or a jack. Then it became funny as I was able to fully imagine the asses roaming around Africa.

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I laughed when it said ass, then laughed more when it said equus africanus asinus, then burst into laughter on the final paragraph espacially when i t said beasts of burden O_O

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'Asses were first domesticated around 3000 BC' Thank you for making my day. :')

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you're very very welcome ='D

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I've taken it upon myself to save the wild African ass from extinction.

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O_O we just had science today and we had to pick an animal to write about, and the teacher has like 700 different animals to choose from one was the african wild ass and another was the blue footed booby Blue-footed Booby - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia <- proof it's real and guess what I picked YOU GUESSED RIGHT!!!!! PEREGRINE FALCON WOOOOOOOO! I dare you not too laugh #2 THE BLUE FOOTED BOOBY: The name booby comes from the Spanish term bobo, which means "stupid" or "fool"/"clown". This is because the Blue-footed Booby is clumsy on the land, and (like other seabirds), they can be very tame and therefore easily captured, killed, and eaten by humans.[1] The Blue-footed Booby is on average 81 centimetres (32 in) long and weighs 1.5 kilograms (3.3 lb), with the females slightly larger than the males.

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The Blue-footed Booby is on average 81 centimetres (32 in) long and weighs 1.5 kilograms (3.3 lb) gameroverlord345 hits the comedy jackpot once again. These things are awesome. :')

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AHEM THE DIK-DIK Dik-dik - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Dik-diks stand 30 - 40 cm (approx. 12 - 16 inches) at the shoulder, are 50 - 70 cm (approx. 20-28 inches) long, weigh 3–6 kg (approx. 7-16 pounds) and can live for up to 10 years. Dik-diks are named for the alarm calls of the females, which make a dik-dik, or zik-zik sound. In addition to the female's alarm call, both the male and female make a shrill whistling sound. These calls often alert a variety of other animals to any disturbance in the area. Consequently, hunters regard dik-diks as a nuisance and have killed great numbers in the past in order to prevent them from scaring away game animals. The males have horns, which are small (about 3 in or 7.5 cm), slanted backwards and longitudinally grooved WHO NAMES THIS CRAP!

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I'm not sure but if you find out, please give them a pat on the back for me. They're awesome.

[Jesus of Suburbia]

My Dik-Dik has bigger horns than yours does.

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^ lmfao

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I just found one that topped all of them Slippery dick - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia SLIPPERY DICK The slippery dick has three color phases. Adults have two dark lateral stripes, one running from snout through eye to caudal base and the other, less pronounced, on the lower side of body. A small bicolored spot at edge of gill cover within upper dark stripe (all phases).[2] Dark triangular corners on tail. Irregular light red bands on head and on caudal fin. Shades of green. Intermediates: Color vary greatly, from shades of light purple to dark brown. Juveniles are usually white and have two dark stripes, but the lower (abdominal) stripe may be faint.[3] The Slippery Dick reaches about 30 centimetres (12 in) TL.[2] AND ANOTHER ONE http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tits GREAT TITS The Great Tit is a distinctive bird, with a black head and neck, prominent white cheeks, olive upperparts and yellow underparts, with some variation amongst the numerous subspecies. ^ I thought it was..... nvm

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I have two Great Tits.

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I have 4

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I must have missed something.

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^ lol EDIT: HOLY SHIT, ITS AN AFRICAN WILD ASS

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i love to capture and eat boobies

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I'm usually a Great Tits person EDIT: Dik-diks are hunted primarily by monitor lizards, smaller cats such as the caracal, as well as lions, hyenas, wild dogs, and humans