Do you enjoy kicking kittens?
Oh- that's sick!
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Do you enjoy kicking kittens?
Oh- that's sick!
Do you lick testicles in the morning?
oh.... welll..... i think you better leave you FUCKED UP DICK!
What's the first thing that pops into your mind when you encounter a n00b?
"D" size batteries.
What batteries does this flashlight take?
I do too.
Do you too?
Yes, i am a man
Wanna go to the titty club tomorrow?
yes
Wanna to titty club tomorrow?
Oh Dave1701!
Who is the best SBer?
Orange.
Favourite colour of makeup on girls?
Expelliarmus!
What do you say when you flush the toilet?
Venus to Uranus
Whos anus do you go to when you leave venus?
pickles
What don't I like to eat?
Everybody loves that song.
Do you like baby?
and so, he crepted up to the grey splintery wooden door, creaked it open, and saw a mustache... a flying mustache.
Tell me a story!
yes
Doyou like chicken?
Lets shag
Doyou like chicken?
Lets shag
do you like my mustache?
nice response
What should I say to a person who counters my insult by saying "No, u!"?
Ummm.... *falls over and dies* x_x
Does this taste like rat poison?
Only when I'm drunk
do you have sex with guys often?
you drunkard
When your boyfriend comes home naked, you say:
Apple crumble with a side of a cup.
favorite thing to eat while making love to your romantic partner?
that's accurate.
Have you been mud wrestling again?
Aw-right
don't you believe me? why don't you???
chicken embryos
Best type of fetus to eat with bacon?
Five hundred gigabytes.