Haha, I'm a country music fan *don't hurt me*

I love country music. It rocks. Well, there's all kinds of really funny lyrics in country music, so I'll post fragments of them:

[b]What's a Guy Gotta Do - Joe Nichols[b]

[i]Had an old man tell me "Boy if you were smart
you'd hit the produce isle at the Super Walmart"
So I bumped into a pretty girl's shopping cart
but all I did was break her eggs and bruise her artichoke hearts[i]

^^ lmao,

[b]Pickin' Wildflowers - Keith Anderson[b]

http://www.onlylyrics.com/song.php?id=27649

That song's so funny I just gave you a link, long song though. Heh, that rhymed... *cough*

Daddy's Money - Ricochet

Can't concentrate on the preacher preaching
My attention span done turned off
I'm honed in on that angel singing
Up there in the choir loft

Chorus:
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
More laughs than a stack of comic books
A wild imagination
A college education
Add it all up it's a deadly combination
She's a good bass fisher
A dynamite kisser
Country as a turnip green
She's got her daddy's money
Her mama's good looks
And look who's lookin' at me

Her second cousin was my third grade teacher
I used to cut her grandma's grass
Back then she was nothin' but knees and elbows
Golly did she grow up fast

Repeat Chorus

Rofl. I thought they were funny. Anyone here have any funny lyrics? LOL or anything funny?! Yeah, I was bored...