I have recently lurked the 365 days w/o jerking thread. I thought maybe I'd start a thread with the opposite idea. How many times can you fap in a single day? My record: 14. Post your results here :).
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I have recently lurked the 365 days w/o jerking thread. I thought maybe I'd start a thread with the opposite idea. How many times can you fap in a single day? My record: 14. Post your results here :).
65.
This is not going to end well.
Also, fourteen???
I heard about this guy who tried to fap 24 times in 24 hours, and eventually he stopped ejaculating and got kinda worried, so he stopped.
You must have felt seriously horny that day to have fapped 14 times :L
A boy died from over fapping, I read.
My nuts start to hurt after the third time, I have to walk like a crab after the fourth. It was a boring summer last year.
>_>
<_<
Totally something I would have tried like ten years ago.
I don't think that the refraining from masturbating is necessarily healthy, but I DEFINATELY don't think that this is healthy.
And this definitely will not end well
damn, dudes...
most i ever did was 3, and that was a really rare occasion
I think about 8 times. That would be 3 times during the night 4 during the day and one before bed.
I sometimes suddenly wake up in the middle of the night and get this almost overwhelming IMMENSE hornyness like I have never felt before. Probably has to do with the DMT that gets released. It's a drug afterall.
This is a good way to cause actual damage.
I think 4, and that's so long ago, when i was like 15. Good times. Not really.
D: OKAY THREADS OFF, THREADS OFF. STOP THIS AT ONCE PEOPLE. I stopped masturbating for like 2 weeks after my 14th that night. :panic:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mancon
6
No one I know better be reading this.
4 or 5 anything more and I'm toast for the day.
.....wait a second...how do they know it was 42 times??? Was someone watching him? O.oQuote:
Originally Posted by Mancon
I think it said in the article that friends were watching him on webcam.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mancon
e_o okay...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
Most I have ever done in a day was probably 4-5.
8 but I was lonely and had some prime porn.
You responsible for this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Abra
http://www.danheller.com/images/Euro...iver-5-big.jpg
A woman watching porn? :O Unless you're being sarcastic haha :P.Quote:
Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue
What's so surprising? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Lunatide
The lack of information on the site shows that it's fake. Also if someone was on a web cam watching I think they would have attempted stopping him around the 20-30 limit. I really hope that no one believes this is true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mancon
Becoming addicted to masturbation is about as funny as a crutch, the chemical process involved during the release of pleasure systems in the brain is basically indistinguishable from that of drug users, the same can be said for runner's high (only that's really, really healthy). Anyway, it's unfair to compare women and men in this discussion, at least in my humble experience, because it's too easy for women to achieve numerous orgasms in one sitting (no pun intended).
phion HAHA
I can't remember who it was who once said that the female orgasm is akin to 15 seconds of heroin. I could totally see how that could be a drug addiction, where the body is making the drug.
At any rate, I feel I must clarify, the 8 times in one day was just that, the one day. Now it's like once every couple of weeks. Where once is 3 times in a row. So I don't think I'm too badly addicted. It's more like, "Hrmm, yeah now seems like a good time." Then 10 minutes later I'm making breakfast. Whatever /ramble
Ahh, gotta love the smell of-- err, breakfast in the morning.Quote:
Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue
I'm not going to get into detail here, but yea, heroin is kinda like an orgasm, but so is cocaine, and many other very bad drugs when you inject them.
My record is three. It's less pleasant by the third time. Fapping more than once becomes time-consuming too. I've never been bored enough to masturbate the day away.
Depends on the lady, Phion. Not all ladies are capable of multiple orgasms.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phion
Women watch porn too you know!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lunatide
Also a tip for the women on this thread; I recently watched some porn espacially for women (no lesbian porn), it's beter than normal porn, the guys are hotter and the girls are more like real women.
Lesbian porn isn't exactly nice too, probably because it's targeted for guys as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chicken
So 41 is the limit guys!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mancon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro0yZyVR0QkQuote:
Originally Posted by Auron
The fact that 90% of girls are like "eeewwwwwwwwww" at the site of a penis. I have never known a single female to have watched porn. Ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carrot
Penis is eww alright but it doesn't hurt to know. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Lunatide
To add on, this is DV.
Well they can be scary at first 'cause they look weird if you aren't used to seeing them. :( They used to scare the fuck out of me lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lunatide
And there are women who watch porn, it's just less common than men.
That's some statistic you got there, Lunatide. I know ladies who watch porn. Or instead of porn, they'll read romance novels, doujinshi or fanfiction. A couple of my friends are huge fans of yaoi. I agree with what Carrot stated, porn is targeted primarily to men. While some women do watch porn, others might look at how fake everything looks and find it distasteful. Most women will find other ways to pleasure themselves. Or maybe some don't bother because society tells them that it's shameful for ladies to do such naughty lustful things like masturbate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lunatide
7.
Ecstasy is like an orgasm even when you just eat it. :rolleyes: Basically any euphoric drug can be compared to orgasms. I'd say ecstasy would be my vote for the closest feeling, but none of them I'd say fully match it. Orgasms are unique... they're the best. :content:Quote:
Originally Posted by Phion
I used to read fanfics. X3 I've tried watching porn before but it always makes me feel weird, it's never done anything for me. I love yaoi too but I don't go for the hardcore stuff, I like them for the love stories more than anything. The hardcore stuff actually makes me feel the same way as porn. I think I just have a thing about being able to imagine sex stuff but not see it, since the fanfics and romance stories and just people talking about sex works wonders for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caenis
12, I believe. Nothing came out after number 8 or so and it was kinda like throwing cooked spaghetti at a wall, but I actually orgasmed 12 times. It was a hot summerday with a lot of "time" -on my hands-.
Dat youth XD
I doubt I've ever done more than 6 to 8 in a day.
Of course, multiple orgasms are pretty cool, so who needs to do more...
I used to know of a group of people (friends) who would have a night of "popcorn and porn" where everyone would get together and watch a porn or two, enjoy some food and make fun of the movies. Personally I would rather do this than watch it alone.
I've never thought of penis as scary, in general, but some do look a lot better than others. The nicer ones are more fun.
This thread has just made me realise how highly hyposexual I am compared to the average guy. :/
...and how drastically hyposexual I am compared to the average girl.
I may have hit 5 at some point as a teenager, but I can only swear to 3. I've had sex 5 times in one day, but I've never been an addict w/ fapping.
Wow I never thought a thread could make me feel THIS uncomfortable =S
Maybe fapping might help...Quote:
Originally Posted by ColdCrisis
Every time I finish fapping I crave junk food so I try to limit myself to like once or twice every 3 days >:O
What a legend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mancon
It's strange... I wonder why you're like that? I know I was when I was younger, until about 16 or so, and I can still remember what it's like. But I just... changed. Maybe ridiculously intelligent people like you just never develop the need to overthink things like sex, that aren't really important. It's probably a good thing lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xei
I don't know if Xei was being sarcastic, but I doubt this thread is representative of the general population, and people are reporting their maxes, not their habits. Having once diddled six times in one day doesn't mean you average even six times per week. If you're consistently masturbating more than twice per day for more than a month at a stretch, especially if it's tied to a porn habit, you probably count as a sex addict. If nothing else, you have too much time on your hands (NPI).Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
I'd say it's about time you went round the bay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lunatide
Oh, it doesn't have to hurt at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carrot
TIL Lady porn exists. I say lesson well learned :D Not trying to act like a pervert by this thread, I just wanted to know if there was someone who beat my 14. Of course I stopped jizzing because you only have a limit of semen inside at once. I have just thought of something. What if we stopped fapping for like just say...a month. In that time we would produce a lot of stuff. A challenge could evolve from that, but I'm not going into detail. Use your imaginations :).
Accidentally reading that sentence while drinking water gave me a weird feeling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lunatide
Anyway you're suggesting a bucket of semen could be produced from a month of abstaining? Provided their interest for masturbation doesn't die off because of the challenge.
Yeah, I know lol. Strangely I have no memory of typing what I did so I must have while drunk. His post didn't strike me as being sarcastic, but maybe it was.Quote:
Originally Posted by Taosaur
ironical to hear this from me yeah i knowQuote:
Originally Posted by Xei
but youre not alone
ha youre ridiculous drunkQuote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
if anything someone hyposexual and 'ridiculously intelligent' is overthinking things like sex
oh and since you brought it up
would you mind sharing what actually IS really important
I was able to fap 3 times in a row back when I was 10. I Tried to do it again... simply impossible.
I don't believe anything is really important in an objective sense. What we decide is important, is. But I probably meant something like philosophy and science, making the world a better place or long-lasting affection/love.Quote:
Originally Posted by Orr
Psh, that's not the reaction I get. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Lunatide
lol.
And to the OP.... maybe 7-10. But, after 30 days of abstinence now..... you don't wanna know. ^_^
I averaged 3 times a day, everyday. Hence the challenge to 'correct' this 'addiction'.
Oh it doesn't. It really doesn't. >.<Quote:
Originally Posted by Carrot
Girls also never fart, and age 5 times slower than men once they hit 29 years old. Oh and Santa Claus really does exist. On a more serious note though, what you should say is that no girl has ever admitted to you that they watch porn. The fact is nearly all of them probably watch porn to some degree or another. A woman is really no less likely to watch porn than a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lunatide
Actually women watch porn much less than men, on average.
Women have just as much sexual desire, and certainly women fantasize. Women are more likely to indulge in one fantasy for years and even enjoy the implication of sex more than the actual act.
Men are more visual. Porn is marketed to men much more than to women, even though women are in porn. It's the men who drive the industry.
I still like the idea of a night of Popcorn and Porn with friends.
My record is 15
I'm not ridiculously intelligent, really, I am just lucky enough to be adequately smart... after that, it's just a mix of curiosity, hard work, and discovering the tricks to learning.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
With respect to some of the people around here who are much smarter than me though, I guess there is a pattern. Plenty of them are attractive and engaging but don't seem that concerned about physical sex. But then again this isn't the case with the large majority.
It's not a case of not overthinking sex, more just a case of higher than average apathy towards it. I am still as inclined to overthink relationships and such.
I was aware of the concept of the thread...Quote:
Originally Posted by Taosaur
I was a bit bummed that the bold part wasn't a link :mrgreen:Quote:
Originally Posted by melanieb
The most I've done is 3x in a row, really recently, just to see if I could. Barely took 25 mins. On average I do it maybe once a week. Just depends on whether I'm in the mood or not. (I also masturbate more if I am getting any kind of action in my life, contrary to the stereotype.)
As for the porn..I think porn can be great, but it's really difficult to find tasteful porn..uh..if you know what I mean. But yes, I am a woman and I watch porn. Girls watch porn. In fact, my girlfriends and I watch porn together. It's no big deal.
and penises aren't gross. :P I thought they were gross too until I became more sexually mature. Not even necessarily experience, just general sexual awakening. Not that I'm saying you guys aren't.
Did I cover all the topics?
Good for holding out, eh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xox
10 times for me
The reason why so many times cause i was home alone all weekend and i'm kinda of loner since i moved to this new town i didn't know anyone at the time. I literary spent the day in my room, i was getting horny and i wanted to see if i was man enough to fap as many times i could without watching porn just off pure imagination. i must say i've impressed myself. 10 times before it started to hurt. :banana:
Your mom must be really proud :shadewink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gorillaz
Lol. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chicken
You truthfully meant it?
I just done like 3 in a row. Help me ;_; My arm is like...lifeless and weak.
First world problems lols.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lunatide
Get some sleep, I think by the time you wake up, your arm will be much better.
I wonder if said to her i'm going to join a fap contest, if she'll support my choices.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chicken
I think I'm with Xei here.
I thought I was a bit hypersexual, going at it pretty much every day when I was younger. But the most I've ever achieved in one day was I think 3, and the most consecutively was only 2.
It hurts sometimes after the second, so I don't know how people can get over 10.
That's assuming we aren't just counting orgasms. If it's just orgasms, I can get to 10 easily.
But if we're only counting when we expel fluid, no way. 2 max. But I lose desire after the first one anyway.
Nope. Doesn't work like that. I'm not sure of the maximum amount that can be held, but it doesn't just keep building up, the body absorbs the excess after a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lunatide
I don't know how you'd orgasm without expelling fluid. Granted you do hit a point after 5 or 6 where it just sort of dribbles out. I hit 15 the day after I went to a rave and did ecstasy and got blue-balled by a really hot, really slutty dressed girl who danced with me all night but when I had to leave I couldn't find her and never got her number. The experience was enough to make no amount of dick pulling enough to alleviate the burning I felt inside for her. And I couldn't get over her. And I tried to chase the horniness she caused cause it was the only way I knew at the time to sustain the connection I felt like I had.
It's hard for me to imagine no man doing more than 3 in a day every once in a while though. 3-4 is my norm if I'm not working. If I do have work or some other full day obligation I'll still get me waking one and pre-sleeping one.
Multiple male orgasms. If you orgasm without ejaculation you can keep on going without the need to stop. Which allows you to rack up a lot more orgasms per day. Which is probably the only real way you are going to compete with a woman, who also don't need to wait.
Tons does come out after abstaining for a month. It does for me anyway - it's ridiculous.Quote:
Originally Posted by tommo
Orgasm is pretty much separate from ejaculation. You can train yourself to orgasm without ejaculating.Quote:
Originally Posted by Omnis Dei
It's difficult and kind've sucks while you're figuring out how to do it coz you blue-ball yourself constantly.
But it's worth it.
It's a tantric exercise, if you're interested.
I got really jealous the women could basically orgasm indefinitely. So I decided to find out if it's possible.
Not sure if it's exactly the same, but it's good anyway :lol:
Yeah but it hits a point where no more will develop.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolfwood
Personally, I was going by like... separate sessions.Quote:
Originally Posted by tommo
Well... when i found this thread i wasn't surprised at all. My almost 2 months of being here provided me with enough knowledge about DV to expect a thread like this :P
Anyway... I think it was 3... maybe 4, but i can't say that for sure. But i can't do it multiple times in a row without waiting... not sure why exactly since most girls can... but i don't care that much about this... I mostly just do it to relieve stress anyway and not for counting how many times i can do it.
When i do it, i like to watch porn or sometimes just pictures, it goes easier that way than if i just imagine things... When i do imagine a sexual situation, then i don't touch myself, that just ruins it for some reason. I can focus more on the thought without doing so.
I imagine that porn made people think that women can easily have multiple orgasms. I don't know if this is true. Granted, I've never taken a poll, nor do I plan to. I know my s/o can't do it. As soon as she orgasms, she'll get sore or raw if she tries to continue.Quote:
Originally Posted by littlezoe
Well i think it's a general thing that people say most girls can do it... I know others too that can't... but it always seems like the majority does. Not sure how true it is actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caenis
Afaik, it is true, doesn't mean all can, but I think most. I don't think the porn contributes either, coz 99% of the porn I watch the girl never orgasms.
Girls can have real long orgasms, like a minute or two :cheeky:
lol I don't think so.
The physical reactions (shaking and convultions and stuff) can last for a long time, maybe even a couple minutes if physical stimulation persists, but the actual 'good feeling' part of the orgasm where chemicals from heaven are released only lasts for a few seconds. At least in my experience. (When did I become so willing to discuss this type of thing on DV? lol)
And I might as well contribute to the other topic too. I used to never be able to get multiple orgasms, but for the last few years I've been able to. The first one is always the strongest though, and by the third it's so weak that there's pretty much no point to trying. I don't know how it works chemically, but it seems like there's a certain amount of good-feeling chemicals that are ready to be released, so if there's one big orgasm at first, I won't be able to get any others, and then my arousal completely vanishes so continuing to try is annoying or boring. But if it's smaller, I'll be able to work it up again in a couple minutes. Maybe some women are like me when i was younger, the orgasm is always so huge and all the chemicals or whatever are released at once. Perhaps when someone does it a lot, they become more capable of getting multiple ones.
I've never heard of men being able to orgasm without cumming. That's kind of interesting.
I agree with that. Same for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
I think some people just want to make it out to be something much bigger :P
I've extended my orgasms before....overwhelming, prolonged pleasure becomes 'painful'. Don't you think?
No?
That's the general idea. It's the same reason that ecstasy loses it's 'magic' very quickly with frequent doses that are too close together. Your brain only has so many of those chemicals to release stored up, and the closer together those releases get the fewer it'll have to work with. In addition, bursts of euphoria in quick succession rapidly builds up short-term desensitization of your receptors. That's why the first is always best, as long as it actually is good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
Yeah I thought it was based on the latter, depreciating returns.
Strange. It makes me have involuntary spasms and muscle cramp in my thighs and lower back. Though I do tease myself to the point of orgasm about 15 times before letting it happen....Quote:
Originally Posted by Omnis Dei
But is there still pleasure during the spasms and muscle cramps? I'd imagine if the actual pleasure feeling persisted, it couldn't feel bad since 'pleasure' is by definition a good feeling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolfwood
I have to stop pleasuring myself to alleviate the muscle cramp....so a competition arises between pain and pleasure. Plus, I become over-sensitized.... and so that itself is 'painful' (not in a traditional sense, just uncomfortable). Think just after orgasm how sensitive your parts are if touched. That's the 'pain' I refer to, if persistently stimulated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
I'm no normal masturbator LoL.
Let's just say I've been to my urologist for "squirting a little blood". Let's just say, it's more common than you'd think.
So it's more like over stimulation. I get that if I try to finish too quickly. I could easily get it all over with in about 20 seconds if it weren't for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolfwood
If I'm bored, I would say 8. Not all at once, that's just crazy, like every other hour or half hour. Yeah. I can't believe I just said that.
*sigh*
Why is this conversation happening?
Everything will be okay. *hugs*
Hey this got moved to SB
But masturbating is srs bsnss :jester:
Because of this:
I can't like this:Quote:
Originally Posted by DaveTheJoker
D:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raspberry
*likes*
I've already offered to riot against the no-like thingy of SB with pitchforks and torches, cause I'm hardcore like that...
But this thread is a pleasurable read and therefore I will not ruin that with my badass antics
Not entirely sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
Well, I can have 1 minute orgasms ! If you train your vagina muscles you can, even when your alone.
It doesn't happen all the time but it does.
Train vagina muscles? o.OQuote:
Originally Posted by Chicken
Like you train Pikachu.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carrot
Don't forget PP ups or PP Maxes.
How did this thread go to Pokemon?
Because knowing how many string shots you can use is an important factor before you go back to Nurse Joy.
Something tells me that isn't S&M.
That is way more of a turn-on than it should be. >w<
Because it gives an impression of possession? I can't tell if it's metamorphosis or fusion.
That does kind of add to it, but I think it's more of a bondage thing. X)
lol... do you like to be wrapped helplessly in clingfilm?
I wouldn't mind it. >w<
Lol I don't even know who's that beside Caterpie.
Interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alyzarin
Let's bring this over to the fetish thread.
Lol, i just revived the fetish thread :P
Yes I noticed. :)
Oh my
Nothing weird about that, if you use your muscles right you can have a long orgasm, while having sex or by yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carrot
No no. I was asking how?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chicken
You know the feeling right before and after orgasm that your vagina is like having uncontroled spasms? You can do that just as your sitting in front of your computer. If you do it right it gives you a nice feeling. Also thightening and releasing (like when you pee and just stop and start again) is an exercise. I hope you understand what i'm saying :)
Kind of. I was just curious. Not gonna do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chicken
There's a difference between how many one /can/ do and how many one /should/ do. You can overdo it and burst a capillary, and get a little blood in your semen.
I need a vagina.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chicken
Don't we all?Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeyBelgier
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_37JbapWjBp..._surprised.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by JoeyBelgier
^ I see what you did back there.
http://gaffa.org/cloud/gif/tws.gif
More Bush! :D