Thread: How many faps can you do in one day?

phion HAHA

I can't remember who it was who once said that the female orgasm is akin to 15 seconds of heroin. I could totally see how that could be a drug addiction, where the body is making the drug.

At any rate, I feel I must clarify, the 8 times in one day was just that, the one day. Now it's like once every couple of weeks. Where once is 3 times in a row. So I don't think I'm too badly addicted. It's more like, "Hrmm, yeah now seems like a good time." Then 10 minutes later I'm making breakfast. Whatever /ramble

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

phion HAHA

I can't remember who it was who once said that the female orgasm is akin to 15 seconds of heroin. I could totally see how that could be a drug addiction, where the body is making the drug.

At any rate, I feel I must clarify, the 8 times in one day was just that, the one day. Now it's like once every couple of weeks. Where once is 3 times in a row. So I don't think I'm too badly addicted. It's more like, "Hrmm, yeah now seems like a good time." Then 10 minutes later I'm making breakfast. Whatever /ramble

Ahh, gotta love the smell of-- err, breakfast in the morning.

I'm not going to get into detail here, but yea, heroin is kinda like an orgasm, but so is cocaine, and many other very bad drugs when you inject them.

My record is three. It's less pleasant by the third time. Fapping more than once becomes time-consuming too. I've never been bored enough to masturbate the day away.

Originally Posted by Phion

Anyway, it's unfair to compare women and men in this discussion, at least in my humble experience, because it's too easy for women to achieve numerous orgasms in one sitting (no pun intended).

Depends on the lady, Phion. Not all ladies are capable of multiple orgasms.

Originally Posted by Lunatide

A woman watching porn? :O Unless you're being sarcastic haha .

Women watch porn too you know!
Also a tip for the women on this thread; I recently watched some porn espacially for women (no lesbian porn), it's beter than normal porn, the guys are hotter and the girls are more like real women.

Originally Posted by Chicken

Women watch porn too you know!
Also a tip for the women on this thread; I recently watched some porn espacially for women (no lesbian porn), it's beter than normal porn, the guys are hotter and the girls are more like real women.

Lesbian porn isn't exactly nice too, probably because it's targeted for guys as well.

Originally Posted by Mancon

Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

So 41 is the limit guys!

Originally Posted by Auron

So 41 is the limit guys!

Originally Posted by Carrot

What's so surprising?

The fact that 90% of girls are like "eeewwwwwwwwww" at the site of a penis. I have never known a single female to have watched porn. Ever.

Originally Posted by Lunatide

The fact that 90% of girls are like "eeewwwwwwwwww" at the site of a penis. I have never known a single female to have watched porn. Ever.

Penis is eww alright but it doesn't hurt to know.

To add on, this is DV.

Originally Posted by Lunatide

The fact that 90% of girls are like "eeewwwwwwwwww" at the site of a penis. I have never known a single female to have watched porn. Ever.

Well they can be scary at first 'cause they look weird if you aren't used to seeing them. They used to scare the fuck out of me lol.

And there are women who watch porn, it's just less common than men.

Originally Posted by Lunatide

The fact that 90% of girls are like "eeewwwwwwwwww" at the site of a penis. I have never known a single female to have watched porn. Ever.

That's some statistic you got there, Lunatide. I know ladies who watch porn. Or instead of porn, they'll read romance novels, doujinshi or fanfiction. A couple of my friends are huge fans of yaoi. I agree with what Carrot stated, porn is targeted primarily to men. While some women do watch porn, others might look at how fake everything looks and find it distasteful. Most women will find other ways to pleasure themselves. Or maybe some don't bother because society tells them that it's shameful for ladies to do such naughty lustful things like masturbate.

7.

Originally Posted by Phion

Ahh, gotta love the smell of-- err, breakfast in the morning.

I'm not going to get into detail here, but yea, heroin is kinda like an orgasm, but so is cocaine, and many other very bad drugs when you inject them.

Ecstasy is like an orgasm even when you just eat it. Basically any euphoric drug can be compared to orgasms. I'd say ecstasy would be my vote for the closest feeling, but none of them I'd say fully match it. Orgasms are unique... they're the best.

Originally Posted by Caenis

That's some statistic you got there, Lunatide. I know ladies who watch porn. Or instead of porn, they'll read romance novels, doujinshi or fanfiction. A couple of my friends are huge fans of yaoi. I agree with what Carrot stated, porn is targeted primarily to men. While some women do watch porn, others might look at how fake everything looks and find it distasteful. Most women will find other ways to pleasure themselves. Or maybe some don't bother because society tells them that it's shameful for ladies to do such naughty lustful things like masturbate.

I used to read fanfics. X3 I've tried watching porn before but it always makes me feel weird, it's never done anything for me. I love yaoi too but I don't go for the hardcore stuff, I like them for the love stories more than anything. The hardcore stuff actually makes me feel the same way as porn. I think I just have a thing about being able to imagine sex stuff but not see it, since the fanfics and romance stories and just people talking about sex works wonders for me.

12, I believe. Nothing came out after number 8 or so and it was kinda like throwing cooked spaghetti at a wall, but I actually orgasmed 12 times. It was a hot summerday with a lot of "time" -on my hands-.

Dat youth XD

I doubt I've ever done more than 6 to 8 in a day.

Of course, multiple orgasms are pretty cool, so who needs to do more...

I used to know of a group of people (friends) who would have a night of "popcorn and porn" where everyone would get together and watch a porn or two, enjoy some food and make fun of the movies. Personally I would rather do this than watch it alone.

I've never thought of penis as scary, in general, but some do look a lot better than others. The nicer ones are more fun.

This thread has just made me realise how highly hyposexual I am compared to the average guy. :/

...and how drastically hyposexual I am compared to the average girl.

I may have hit 5 at some point as a teenager, but I can only swear to 3. I've had sex 5 times in one day, but I've never been an addict w/ fapping.

Wow I never thought a thread could make me feel THIS uncomfortable =S

Originally Posted by ColdCrisis

Wow I never thought a thread could make me feel THIS uncomfortable =S

Maybe fapping might help...

Every time I finish fapping I crave junk food so I try to limit myself to like once or twice every 3 days >:O

Originally Posted by Mancon

Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

What a legend.

Originally Posted by Xei

This thread has just made me realise how highly hyposexual I am compared to the average guy. :/

...and how drastically hyposexual I am compared to the average girl.

It's strange... I wonder why you're like that? I know I was when I was younger, until about 16 or so, and I can still remember what it's like. But I just... changed. Maybe ridiculously intelligent people like you just never develop the need to overthink things like sex, that aren't really important. It's probably a good thing lol.

Originally Posted by Dianeva

It's strange... I wonder why you're like that? I know I was when I was younger, until about 16 or so, and I can still remember what it's like. But I just... changed. Maybe ridiculously intelligent people like you just never develop the need to overthink things like sex, that aren't really important. It's probably a good thing lol.

I don't know if Xei was being sarcastic, but I doubt this thread is representative of the general population, and people are reporting their maxes, not their habits. Having once diddled six times in one day doesn't mean you average even six times per week. If you're consistently masturbating more than twice per day for more than a month at a stretch, especially if it's tied to a porn habit, you probably count as a sex addict. If nothing else, you have too much time on your hands (NPI).

Originally Posted by Lunatide

The fact that 90% of girls are like "eeewwwwwwwwww" at the site of a penis. I have never known a single female to have watched porn. Ever.

I'd say it's about time you went round the bay.

Originally Posted by Carrot

Penis is eww alright but it doesn't hurt to know.

To add on, this is DV.

Oh, it doesn't have to hurt at all.

TIL Lady porn exists. I say lesson well learned Not trying to act like a pervert by this thread, I just wanted to know if there was someone who beat my 14. Of course I stopped jizzing because you only have a limit of semen inside at once. I have just thought of something. What if we stopped fapping for like just say...a month. In that time we would produce a lot of stuff. A challenge could evolve from that, but I'm not going into detail. Use your imaginations .

Originally Posted by Lunatide

TIL Lady porn exists. I say lesson well learned Not trying to act like a pervert by this thread, I just wanted to know if there was someone who beat my 14. Of course I stopped jizzing because you only have a limit of semen inside at once. I have just thought of something. What if we stopped fapping for like just say...a month. In that time we would produce a lot of stuff. A challenge could evolve from that, but I'm not going into detail. Use your imaginations .

Accidentally reading that sentence while drinking water gave me a weird feeling.

Anyway you're suggesting a bucket of semen could be produced from a month of abstaining? Provided their interest for masturbation doesn't die off because of the challenge.