Seriously.....you have the most gross inventions in this thread.
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Alarm clock that wakes you up when you are lucid dreaming.
a pill that makes your penis smaller
A sex doll action figure.
A new language that uses vowels only, has at most one letter words, and for which I am the only one who knows whether it means anything and am unwilling to provide translation.
A o I. O u, a I e? E u!
Automatic Pet Petter...So when you are not home, your pets won't have to go without being petted...
A Useless Invention Rating System.
You could do better. ;)
A timer that counted the number of hours in a day.
A device designed to malfunction at random intervals in unforeseen ways, and that would be its only documented feature. Buy at your own risk.
Crotchless panties. Nightmare mace. Invisible clothes.
Fecal Matter Reverser
(yep, it goes back into your anus)
Dehydrated Water
Brittle Glass Cutlery
explosive custard
Portable penis for women, so they could pee standing up in the Great-Outdoors just like men.