The invasion of the flies

[Death-Wuad]

Alright what the hell... I just spent the past 2 hours killing flies in my house. I managed to kill around 25, and all I did was seem to attract more. I'm looking at my window right now and I see 5 flies. My fly swatter is covered in guts, and I feel as if I just fought the third reich. Son of a bitch- Back to work.

[Kaniaz]

Got the same problem here- there's about 30 flies in my room right now, one flying about as I type this and one on the wall just next to me. I usually get a book and thwap them with it. I like it when you can just knock them out of the air. You get all kinds of wildlife in my house: expect to see moths, huge spiders, giant scary green things about the size of your hand, and satan in the form of an insect that wakes you up in the middle of the night buzzing in front of your face but just always out of your reach.

[Umbrasquall]

I've seen around 2 flies in the past 5 years.

[Death-Wuad]

Ok let's recap... I've killed 40 flies today. Everytime I kill one, I toss it out my sidedoor. When I look at my porch now, it's just covered in dead flies. Fantastic... Somebody needs to beat me into submission cause I'm kickin too much ass.

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by Death-Wuad Somebody needs to beat me into submission cause I'm kickin too much ass. *Beats Death-Wuad into submission.......then stops when he appears to enjoy it too much........ *

[Death-Wuad]

I've killed 44 flies this morning. Ophelia, I can't say what I want to say :finger:

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by Death-Wuad I've killed 44 flies this morning. Ophelia, I can't say what I want to say *:finger: That's because you're a chicken sh_t!

[Ev]

lol, you ppl must be dirty to attract so much flies

[CT]

mwhaha i'm failry fly-free

[Death-Wuad]

We're trying to find the source of the flies, we think something died in the basement and a fly laid some eggs on it. G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF Ophelia, pick a vowel.

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by Death-Wuad We're trying to find the source of the flies, we think something died in the basement and a fly laid some eggs on it. It was your sense of humour...

[Placebo]

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div> <!--QuoteBegin-Death&#045;Wuad We're trying to find the source of the flies, we think something died in the basement and a fly laid some eggs on it. It was your sense of humour...[/b] Nah, can't be - it's decomposed by now

[Ev]

rofl I can be as senseless as I want here [/quote]

[jacobo]

what the hell is a fly?

[Umbrasquall]

It's one of those homeless people that come to your house to scrounge a few pennies. So actually the message translates like this: Originally posted by Death-Wuad Alright what the hell... I just spent the past 2 hours killing homeless people in my house. I managed to kill around 25, and all I did was seem to attract more. I'm looking at my window right now and I see 5 homeless people. My homeless people swatter is covered in guts, and I feel as if I just fought the third reich. Son of a bitch- Back to work.

[CT]

Heh, reminds me of this morning when there was a fly in the bathroom... I coulndt just let it fly around and sit on my toothbrush so I turned on the ventilator we have there, that sucks out the air for when you're showering or something so the bahtroom doesnt fill up with steam (there's no window in there) and I caught it, then let it loose somewhere in the vicinity of the fan and it got sucked in.... hehe.

[Death-Wuad]

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div> <!--QuoteBegin-Death&#045;Wuad We're trying to find the source of the flies, we think something died in the basement and a fly laid some eggs on it. It was your sense of humour...[/b] Ouch Ophelia, did you think of that all by yourself? What a clever girl. You must have spent hours writing that because you're shallow enough to think of it. What a clever, smart girl you are. If dry comebacks were a crime, you'd have police brutality up the wazoo by now. Honestly, how did you think of that? I'm just wondering because it was delightfully tasteful for a couple of seconds. I swear, that has to be the first time anybody has claimed that my humour has died. Such a thought provoking insult. I mean, it was bad enough that I attacked you, but you had to use your thick head to insult my humour? I'm rippling with laughter right now. Honestly. You must be some sort of genuis to come up with such a brilliant remark. I feel weak from laughter, I'm gonna go do a thousand pushups and eat a raw egg, goodbye. P.S. :finger:

[Kaniaz]

I have made a little picture to some up this exchange of...insults, I guess.

[nightowl]

uhhh...i dont get it...are they supposed to be having sex?

[Kaniaz]

How can you interpret a bowl of fruit as sex? oo; No, it was just a bowl of fruit. And I liked it.

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by Death&#045;Wuad+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Death&#045;Wuad)</div> Originally posted by OpheliaBlue@ <!--QuoteBegin-Death&#045;Wuad We're trying to find the source of the flies, we think something died in the basement and a fly laid some eggs on it. It was your sense of humour... Ouch Ophelia, did you think of that all by yourself? What a clever girl. You must have spent hours writing that because you're shallow enough to think of it. What a clever, smart girl you are. If dry comebacks were a crime, you'd have police brutality up the wazoo by now. Honestly, how did you think of that? I'm just wondering because it was delightfully tasteful for a couple of seconds. I swear, that has to be the first time anybody has claimed that my humour has died. Such a thought provoking insult. I mean, it was bad enough that I attacked you, but you had to use your thick head to insult my humour? I'm rippling with laughter right now. Honestly. You must be some sort of genuis to come up with such a brilliant remark. I feel weak from laughter, I'm gonna go do a thousand pushups and eat a raw egg, goodbye. P.S. :finger:[/b] Damn man, it was all I could think up at the spur of the moment. Enjoy your salmonella. ps. :finger:

[Death-Wuad]

Did I just get laid?

[nightowl]

Originally posted by Kaniaz How can you interpret a bowl of fruit as sex? oo; No, it was just a bowl of fruit. And I liked it. I have an open mind, very open

[Death-Wuad]

We found the source of the flies- a crushed mouse in a mouse trap.