My brother uses Axe everything from the original body spray to the shampoo and the body wash and conditioner and hair styling products.
I don't know why, most of it smell disgusting and is shitty product.
Anyway, I usually shower downstairs, but my sister was in there so I went upstairs to take a shower and none of my soaps or anything were there(I can't use a soap I think or know someone else has used, cause of sanitary issues I have) so I grabbed his shower gel off the shelf and got to work.
About thirty seconds after I finish lather my entire body, I start to feel a slight tingle. "Oh hey, this feels kinda cool!" It felt like the way your mouth feels after you brush your teeth.
I rinse off and about thirty seconds later the tingle wears off of everywhere except my junk.
Now it's starting to burn.
It's starting to burn really bad.
I grab the bottle and check it... Turns out it's got some kind of fucking mint in it. It felt like I had just rubbed Icy Hot on my junk. It was terrible.
Why the fuck would they make a product like that?
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