#5 In your space suit
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#5 In your space suit
lmao as im reading that im thinking about a guy and blue in the public restroom... hey it is public so what everQuote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
#6 haha I hate it when I cut cheese in a public restroom and there's only one other person there, so when I come out of the stall it's like \"OH!............uh.......er.......hi.........um.. .....that wasn't me.........ok fuck you like YOU NEVER FART...................
...........bitch.\"
by the way i just want to skip to 1so
4 first date
3 proposing to the special someone
2 during the wedding
1 during after wedding sex
btw i cant speel
The person that post the #1 response, has to initiate the next list.
Sorry to get off the subject, but I just had to tell all of you a funny story about "cutting the cheese." I was in a bathroom in a bar one evening...all by my lonesome. Someone else came in to use the other stall. She sat down and farted REALLY loud. (Now I understand that accidents happen, but what makes this story so funny is what she said next.) I didn't make a noise, didn't laugh, didn't say anything...until she said, "Whoa, that was deep, huh?" I about died. She left the bathroom before I got out of the stall and I still do not know who it was...but it was soooooo funny! (...and embarassing for her.) :)
OK, since the person with the # one response didn't initiate the next lisst, I will.
New List: Top Ten Stupidest Inventions
#10 The Marker Tux
http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/2...rkertux7jx.png
#9 Toothless Dentures
#8 Medication w/Insomnia side effects!! :P
#7 See-through body-bags
#6 painless ant killer
#5 the breakaway condom
#4 A pedal-powered wheel chair
#3 Ham-flavored massage lotion
#2 The 'glow in the dark' combat uniform.
#1 Lingerie in plus sizes
Yeah yeah, I hogged that one...it was such a good list topic I couldn't resist.
The Top 10 Worst things to have on a deserted island.
10. A large ball of dental wax
A Nintendo DS & a Novadreamer with dead batteries!!
8. your mother
#7 An active volcano.
vaseline
(you know, because of all the sand)
#5 Diarrhea
(True that it sucks no matter where you are, but having it with the absence of toilet paper is just that much worse.)
#4: A boat with a hole in it accompanied by a professor who can't fucking fix it but will not shut the fuck up about how smart he is and makes walky talkies out of rocks. I would have stabbed him to death with bamboo before the end of the first season.
3. A rock sculpture of a three-course meal....
#2. Having the Cast Away movie DVD, but no technology to play it with.
#1 Being in a coma during this time!!
Top 10 ways to have fun on a date (dreaming, ...?, or real time, doesn't matter)
#10 Flying to the movies w/Cody!!
#9 Lots of prescription drugs and alcohol.
#8: Take your date to meet your spouse.
#7 ask your date to stay with your kids so you can go out on another date.
#6 Exchange fluids