#9 It's not your thing!
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#9 It's not your thing!
#8 I'm between pimps.
#7 It involves work!
#6 Something about the statute of limitations
#5 All your references are bankrupt
#4 All of your references are inmates.
#3 All your references are deceased
#2 Apparently it's a bad thing to bring your work home with you when you work at a Day Care.
#1 Local Fire Breathers Union laid me off.
Top 10 sexual faux pas'.
#10 Sticking before licking.
#9 Pausing to answer the phone
#8: Acccidentally letting the Playboy fall off her ass
#7 Falling Asleep :zzz: , getting oral.
#6 +spppppppppffffhrt!+
#5 Pausing to rewind the porn tape
#4 Yelling the wrong name - knowingly.
#3: Popping the blow up doll
2. Forgetting to use protection. That could be a big mistake....
#1: Making your sister do all the work
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#10 According to the fortune cookie, I'd be better of without you!
#9 Oh, no, it's definitely you.
#8 Your vagina did smell.
#7 I need some space, I choundnt belive that your so awful, u have inspired me to be an astronaut.
#6: (Yawn) I'm tired... of even the mere thought of you.
#5 Good morning fat ass, you're still here ?