#5 Bowling for oral.
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#5 Bowling for oral.
#4 Never have to look at the restaurant menu again!!
#3 An afternoon at the Rabid Petting Zoo
#2 Talk to the animals and have them put on a rock concert
but the number #1 would have to be, saying "Oh no, your clothing fabric is rapidly deteriorating", while trying to keep a straight face.
Top 10 People you'd bring back from the dead and why?
[quote]#2 Talk to the animals and have them put on a rock concert
but the number #1 would have to be, saying "Oh no, your clothing fabric is rapidly deteriorating", while trying to keep a straight face.
Top 10 People you'd bring back from the dead and why?
#10 My boyfriend, b/c I miss him so much... :cry:
#9 Hunter Thompson, so he could run for president.
#8 Bruce Lee, he still wanted to teach other his superior martial arts
#7 Hunter S. Thompson
he's on the list twice because he was just that great
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#5 Bowling for oral.
#6 Johnny Cash, so he could a write a song about being dead.
5. Hunter S Thompson, because you damn crazies stole my choice 8)
4. Jim Purdue. :cry: that man was a chicken pioneer!
I think you meant either Frank Purdue (his father) or Arthur Purdue (his grandfather). Jim Purdue is still alive. ;)~Quote:
Originally posted by Dangeruss
4. Jim Purdue. :cry: *that man was a chicken pioneer!
#3 Tracy Ullman...wait my bad, I was thinking about her career.
#2 John and George, so I can see the Beatles in concert!
#1 Kurt Cobain . So he could cover the J. Cash song about being dead. Maybe even
a duet.
Top 10 dumbest things to say to an angry cop. :mad:
#10 So how is your wife and my kids?
#9 Sorry, didn't see the redlight, I was busy opening my beer
#8: Hold on just a sec officer, I dropped my joint and it is burning a hole in my seat.
#7 Excuse the blood Officer!
#6 Shit! I was this close (makes finger gesture) from giving you the slip.
#5 Sorry, I don't have any donuts!
#4 Whip out a 20 dollar bill and say - "Let's ask our good friend Andrew Jackson how fast I was going." <wink wink>
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Originally posted by InTheMoment
#4 Whip out a 20 dollar bill and say - \"Let's ask our good friend Andrew Jackson how fast I was going.\" <wink wink>
#3 Wow, did you see how far I flipped over that car?!!!
#2 Oh yeah! Well let's see how tough you are without that gun.
#1 Just Kidding, haha Gotcha!!! :mrgreen:
Top 10 Reasons why you don't have a job!
#10 Mandatory urine tests.