My Devious Plot

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12-05-2005, 10:41 AM
♥Mark

My Devious Plot

If I control the bowls and spoons, I can control the flow of cereal (i.e. have it all for myself)... It's a deliciously simple plan; I will use the bowls to eat cereal and leave them in my room. Mom will complain, but she won't take them up herself, she'll wait for me to do it... Little does she know that I won't! I don't have to worry too much about washing them, seeing as how I'll only be using them for cereal. I guess I'll have to rinse them out every now and then, but it'll be totally worth it.

The perfect crime

Muha hah ah ahaha haha hahah aha haaaa..!

All your [b]Fro are belong to us
12-06-2005, 12:44 PM
Middlerun

So simple... yet so cunning! But I will foil this plot - I will eat toast instead of cereal!
12-06-2005, 04:42 PM
Neruo

Pie > cereals.
12-07-2005, 06:50 AM
♥Mark

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Originally posted by Neruo+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Neruo)</div>

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Pie > cereals.[/b]

You know, I've given this much thought and I'd agree. The problem with pie, though, is that you can't have it all the time. If you did, you'd either get sick of it, or just plain sick. Not to mention fat.

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So simple... yet so cunning! But I will foil this plot - I will eat toast instead of cereal!

I'll get you next time, Gadget! NEXT TIME..!
12-07-2005, 03:28 PM
Ynot

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Originally posted by Mark75
You know, I've given this much thought and I'd agree. The problem with pie, though, is that you can't have it all the time. If you did, you'd either get sick of it, or just plain sick. Not to mention fat.

Just be warned, a severe overdose of fibrous roughage is not to be laughed at
12-07-2005, 08:23 PM
Neruo

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Originally posted by Ynot

Just be warned, a severe overdose of fibrous roughage is not to be laughed at

Oh the horror, the horror.

Pie indeed is a demonic contraption of lust and sickness. :0

But it's jummy lol ^___^
12-08-2005, 10:50 PM
AlternateReality

I eat my cereal straight from the box.
No Bowls Required > You
10-27-2007, 06:04 AM
Jeff777

Interesting plot...
10-27-2007, 06:26 AM
Mystic7

Don't eat the cereal. Eat the box. You will live longer.
10-27-2007, 11:13 AM
one

sinse it is now 07, did you complete your plot??
10-27-2007, 08:23 PM
KuRoSaKi

Lulz
10-27-2007, 09:50 PM
Goldney

Who the hell keeps necroing Mark75's topics? Who, I tell you, who?!

Oh it's Mystic7.
10-27-2007, 10:09 PM
Moonbeam

Mark you've definitely got a stalker.
10-27-2007, 10:47 PM
Jeff777

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Originally Posted by Moonbeam

Mark you've definitely got a stalker.

lmao :rolleyes:
10-28-2007, 12:03 AM
mr.faded_glory

LAWLZ!!!
That plan kicks my plans a**!
You are god.
:bowdown:
wait...

no,

you are Gosh.

he's like god, but cooler and with laser robot ferret eyes.
10-28-2007, 01:18 AM
♥Mark

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

Mark you've definitely got a stalker.

Looks like I've got a couple.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr.faded_glory

he's like god, but cooler and with laser robot ferret eyes.

Better believe it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark75

...a deliciously simple plan.

Oh, the terrible pun!
10-28-2007, 01:24 AM
Goldney

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr.faded_glory

LAWLZ!!!
That plan kicks my plans a**!
You are god.
:bowdown:
wait...

no,

you are Gosh.

he's like god, but cooler and with laser robot ferret eyes.

Mr. Faded_Glory I approve whole heartedly of this no longer serious malarkey. Good show, old bean.
10-28-2007, 01:27 AM
♥Mark

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldney

Mr. Faded_Glory I approve whole heartedly of this no longer serious malarkey. Good show, old bean.

Stupendous, is it not?
10-28-2007, 01:49 AM
Goldney

Can you change the topic title from, "Devious" to, "Nefarious"? It just sounds so much more evil and dastardly.
10-28-2007, 02:19 AM
♥Mark

Would that I could.
10-28-2007, 03:15 AM
Universal Mind

Neruo was here in December of 2005?

Somebody dug up an Awaken4e1 thread from around then just like two days ago. Something is going on here.
10-28-2007, 03:19 AM
♥Mark

They're reviving my old topics because I am the subject of their study. Also, I'm pretty sure I saw Moonbeam hiding in the shurbs in front of my house the other day.

I feel so exposed!!!
10-28-2007, 03:52 AM
Moonbeam

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark75

They're reviving my old topics because I am the subject of their study. Also, I'm pretty sure I saw Moonbeam hiding in the shurbs in front of my house the other day.

I feel so exposed!!!

Drat! I even had on my shurb camo.

Too much competition these days; I used to be your only stalker.
10-28-2007, 04:21 AM
arby

The best stalkers are never seen!

MUAHAHAHAHA!
10-28-2007, 04:39 AM
♥Mark

That's what happens when you stalk a ninja.
10-28-2007, 04:49 AM
arby

If a ninja is never seen, how does he get his picture taken for his drivers license? Does another ninja have to take it? We all know ninjas are able to see other ninjas.
10-28-2007, 05:00 AM
♥Mark

That's a trick question. Ninjas teleport and don't need cars. Even if a ninja did want to drive, what makes you think they'd feel compelled to do so legally?
10-28-2007, 10:19 PM
arby

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark75

That's a trick question. Ninjas teleport and don't need cars. Even if a ninja did want to drive, what makes you think they'd feel compelled to do so legally?

But the pirates have been jamming the ninjas teleportation abilities and are enforcing the driving laws!
10-28-2007, 10:21 PM
Michael

That's false. Ninjas > Pirates.
10-28-2007, 10:28 PM
Universal Mind

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark75

Even if a ninja did want to drive, what makes you think they'd feel compelled to do so legally?

They don't want to have to answer to those redneck asshole ninja cops and go to a secret ninja jail.
10-28-2007, 11:55 PM
Neruo

BEST TOPIC EVER

CAPZ CAPZ CAPz
10-29-2007, 02:42 AM
♥Mark

Quote:

Originally Posted by arby

But the pirates have been jamming the ninjas teleportation abilities and are enforcing the driving laws!

Even if that were true, which it's not, ninjas would just drive illegally out of spite, running down pirates with their own SUV's in the process.

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Originally Posted by Universal Mind

They don't want to have to answer to those redneck asshole ninja cops and go to a secret ninja jail.

Ninja jail is actually being banished for existence for all time. Luckily for ninjas, all time is but a short fraction of their life spans.
10-29-2007, 09:47 PM
arby

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark75

Ninja jail is actually being banished for existence for all time. Luckily for ninjas, all time is but a short fraction of their life spans.

Does that fraction happen to be 1/0?
10-30-2007, 02:15 AM
♥Mark

Ninjas don't believe in math.
10-30-2007, 03:31 AM
Moonbeam

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark75

Ninjas don't believe in math.

I guess that's why they attack one at a time--they never figured out the power of numbers.
10-30-2007, 03:36 AM
♥Mark

Not quite. It's because of their kill "counts". To attempt to count the number of people a ninja has killed is to assume that it is a finite amount. Since it is not, a ninjas kills cannot be counted and therefore the only possible use math had to a ninja is killed. +1 kill for ninjas.
10-30-2007, 12:11 PM
ClouD

Reminds me of Frozen Throne custom games...

Gotta find my kill count screenie, it's around here somewhere...

:shock:
10-30-2007, 12:20 PM
arby

Enter mathman!

http://www.geocities.com/millers_mat...anComplete.gif
Ninjas all over the world beware! Your days of imploding maths are up!
10-31-2007, 03:12 AM
♥Mark

That's what you think. Look at the picture more closely. You see those black lines? Those are spears being thrown by ninjas. There's no way a fat mathman could outrun a spear thrown by a ninja, especially considering that he's only flying at 2/3 speed.
10-31-2007, 03:38 AM
arby

How silly of me. I forgot that the ninja information network is so vast that even trying to conceive of trying to conceive of it would make your head explode. Of course they knew of math man already and were working on disposing of him!
10-31-2007, 03:40 AM
♥Mark

Now you're coming to understand!
10-31-2007, 03:46 AM
arby

I have had Chat Ninja teach me the ninja ways.

But to listen to him directly would be suicide because he transmits infinite amounts of information at once. Therefore I have put him inside a building that has 15 sound proof rooms one inside the other and sunk that 4,000 feet into the ground. Now when he talks, I get severe migraines but at least we can communicate.
10-31-2007, 03:49 AM
♥Mark

It's so nice to see you could come to a compromise in the interest of communication.

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