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    1. 10-28-2007 03:19 AM #1
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      They're reviving my old topics because I am the subject of their study. Also, I'm pretty sure I saw Moonbeam hiding in the shurbs in front of my house the other day.

      I feel so exposed!!!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mark75 View Post
      They're reviving my old topics because I am the subject of their study. Also, I'm pretty sure I saw Moonbeam hiding in the shurbs in front of my house the other day.

      I feel so exposed!!!
      Drat! I even had on my shurb camo.

      Too much competition these days; I used to be your only stalker.
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    3. 10-28-2007 04:21 AM #3
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      The best stalkers are never seen!

      MUAHAHAHAHA!
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      That's what happens when you stalk a ninja.
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      If a ninja is never seen, how does he get his picture taken for his drivers license? Does another ninja have to take it? We all know ninjas are able to see other ninjas.
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      That's a trick question. Ninjas teleport and don't need cars. Even if a ninja did want to drive, what makes you think they'd feel compelled to do so legally?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mark75 View Post
      That's a trick question. Ninjas teleport and don't need cars. Even if a ninja did want to drive, what makes you think they'd feel compelled to do so legally?
      But the pirates have been jamming the ninjas teleportation abilities and are enforcing the driving laws!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mark75 View Post
      Even if a ninja did want to drive, what makes you think they'd feel compelled to do so legally?
      They don't want to have to answer to those redneck asshole ninja cops and go to a secret ninja jail.
      You are dreaming right now.
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