Thread: My Devious Plot

That's a trick question. Ninjas teleport and don't need cars. Even if a ninja did want to drive, what makes you think they'd feel compelled to do so legally?

Originally Posted by Mark75

That's a trick question. Ninjas teleport and don't need cars. Even if a ninja did want to drive, what makes you think they'd feel compelled to do so legally?

But the pirates have been jamming the ninjas teleportation abilities and are enforcing the driving laws!

That's false. Ninjas > Pirates.

Originally Posted by Mark75

Even if a ninja did want to drive, what makes you think they'd feel compelled to do so legally?

They don't want to have to answer to those redneck asshole ninja cops and go to a secret ninja jail.

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Originally Posted by arby

But the pirates have been jamming the ninjas teleportation abilities and are enforcing the driving laws!

Even if that were true, which it's not, ninjas would just drive illegally out of spite, running down pirates with their own SUV's in the process.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

They don't want to have to answer to those redneck asshole ninja cops and go to a secret ninja jail.

Ninja jail is actually being banished for existence for all time. Luckily for ninjas, all time is but a short fraction of their life spans.

Originally Posted by Mark75

Ninja jail is actually being banished for existence for all time. Luckily for ninjas, all time is but a short fraction of their life spans.

Does that fraction happen to be 1/0?

Ninjas don't believe in math.

Originally Posted by Mark75

Ninjas don't believe in math.

I guess that's why they attack one at a time--they never figured out the power of numbers.

Not quite. It's because of their kill "counts". To attempt to count the number of people a ninja has killed is to assume that it is a finite amount. Since it is not, a ninjas kills cannot be counted and therefore the only possible use math had to a ninja is killed. +1 kill for ninjas.

Reminds me of Frozen Throne custom games...

Gotta find my kill count screenie, it's around here somewhere...

Enter mathman!


Ninjas all over the world beware! Your days of imploding maths are up!

That's what you think. Look at the picture more closely. You see those black lines? Those are spears being thrown by ninjas. There's no way a fat mathman could outrun a spear thrown by a ninja, especially considering that he's only flying at 2/3 speed.

How silly of me. I forgot that the ninja information network is so vast that even trying to conceive of trying to conceive of it would make your head explode. Of course they knew of math man already and were working on disposing of him!

Now you're coming to understand!

I have had Chat Ninja teach me the ninja ways.

But to listen to him directly would be suicide because he transmits infinite amounts of information at once. Therefore I have put him inside a building that has 15 sound proof rooms one inside the other and sunk that 4,000 feet into the ground. Now when he talks, I get severe migraines but at least we can communicate.

It's so nice to see you could come to a compromise in the interest of communication.