well, seeing as we have a thread for the intoxicated, i figured we should have one for the devastated y'know, get the other perspective. i'm usually not around a computer while drinking, and when i get home after a night out, i'm in no condition to type...

so, last night i drank copious amounts of beer, and among other things slid down a metal stair railing and flew into a large bush. which proceeded to give me three moderately deep gashes around 5 inches long on my lower back.

brain no work today. drinking bad.