You get your wish. School doesn't end so quickly, because you FLUNK, and have to REPEAT whatever damn grade you are in.
I wish I could make the little lady happy.
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You get your wish. School doesn't end so quickly, because you FLUNK, and have to REPEAT whatever damn grade you are in.
I wish I could make the little lady happy.
You make the little lady happy. However, you anger the big lady and the boss lady, now you're buried in a coffin three feet under ground. They'll be by to get you in the morning. Sorry, no flashlight.Quote:
Originally posted by sloth
I wish I could make the little lady happy.
I wish I had an endless supply of Macadamia nuts! (I now love those more than almonds, and that's saying something!)
As long as the lady is happy, I'm happy...
So, yeah. You have makamanadamia nuts. Tons of them. They fill up your house until you can't move anymore. You swim through them, and crawl through the window and land on the ground below. Soon, millions of bugs come and swarm your house. :(
I wish there were jobs in Arkansas.
Arkansas suddently fills up with job offers, but you seem a bit unskilled for all of them, because all you do is hang around in DV chat :P . After trying to look for a new job, you finally give up and become a bum.
I wish my dream recall came back as it was NOW and never got worse
You got it.
Your dream recall comes back bigger and badder than before... just... you can't seem to recall anything BUT your dreams.
Have fun with your amnesia.
I wish I my hand burn would stop stinging and itching.
It's driving me MAD!!!
It stops burning, stinging and itching. You no longer have that hand now! Good luck.
I wish I'd stop sneezing.
Wish granted.
You stop sneezing but over time the built up pressure from your unreleased sneezes causes your head to violently explode.
I wish I had a a french vanilla cappuchino. NOW!
Please... :mrgreen:
TADAAAAH! Your hand falls off. YAAY! No more hand burn! :)
I wish Vex Kitten would go to the movies with me too. :)
She might, but maybe she'll slap you silly when you choose the movie she hates.Quote:
Originally posted by sloth
TADAAAAH! Your hand falls off. YAAY! No more hand burn! :)
I wish Vex Kitten would go to the movies with me too. :)
I wish that people would stop calling me a minor (when I am going to college).
Okay. Instead, people start calling you a "miner" and ask you if you've found any gold lately. You get tired of it and crawl under a rock. Then everyone's suspicions are confirmed.Quote:
Originally posted by nesgirl119
I wish that people would stop calling me a minor (when I am going to college).
I wish friends would call me here at home.
ok. friends start calling you. You get a lot of calls. Every time you hang up, the phone rings again. You stop sleeping and become a crazy person. Then, after so many calls, your phone overloads and explodes. Now you are really angry, so you go out, kidnap someone and go back home take a shower.
I wish I had some plans for tonight...
Wish Granted.
You now have plans...unfortunately, they're with me.
*breaks out the whips and chains*
:evil:
I wish I would finally win the lotto.
Awesome! you win the lotto, and you go get your money! unfortunately, as you go to the bank to put it all into your bank account, there is a robbery and you lose all the money.Quote:
Originally posted by Vex Kitten
Wish Granted. *
You now have plans...unfortunately, they're with me. *
*breaks out the whips and chains*
:evil: *
I wish I would finally win the lotto.
I wish I had some pie
Wish totally granted!
*introduces you to Stag Boy and his endless supply of pies*
Have fun boys.
I wish I knew wtf is up with all those eggs that are dominating the universe signature by signature.
POOF! You get your wish. sloth tells you what the eggs are all about, except after he does, you are dissappointed, and realize you don't really give a crap anyway.
I wish my ex girlfriend's relationship with that one dude had worked out, so she would be happy.
-sloth
Wish granted, but she was only happy for long, when she was cheating on him. And when he finds out they break up she blames you then you explode XD
I wish that i can breath underwater :D
Wish granted! You breath underwater and swim deep into the ocean. A fishing boat traps you in a net and an awry captain takes you to a scientific institution and wins $1000 for discovering a new species.
I wish I could go to the future.
lolQuote:
Originally posted by Valvo
Wish granted! You breath underwater and swim deep into the ocean. A fishing boat traps you in a net and an awry captain takes you to a scientific institution and wins $1000 for discovering a new species.
Wish granted but the only other person in the future to greet you is....Quote:
Originally posted by Valvo
I wish I could go to the future.
....me.
Heh heh heh.
I wish I wasn't so nerdy.
You're geeky instead.Quote:
Originally posted by Vex Kitten
I wish I wasn't so nerdy.
I wish I could be Spiderman for a day... only still remain a girl... so, Spiderwoman.
Wish Granted! As Spiderwoman, you sling around the city having a jolly good time. After some time a tropical storm hits the city and the winds and rain make your webs loose and you fall through an open manhole, into the sewer and then spend the rest of your days trying to crawl out of the rank vileness.
I wish I had a spaceship with faster than light travel.
wish granted! your spaceship travels faster than light, but you leave time behind! After you come back to earth, you discover that it was invaded by muffins, horrible, untasty muffins... They arrest you and offer you as a tribute to their bread god.
I wish I was dreaming right now...
Wish granted! You're dreaming because you have been frozen in time to be waken up in the future, but the scientists who are supposed to thaw you have been killed by an immortal creature they created through stem cells. You either will wake up and be devoured by the Artificial Demon, or never wake up and explode in the chaos that will be the end of the world.
I wish I had a nice cookie, golden brown and gooey with chocolate.. not too hot, not too cool, juuust right. When I eat that one, I would like to have another one just like it if I am not full. Oh, and a nice cold glass of pasteurized milk, 1% please... and a napkin. Yeah, screw that one up.
Wish Granted! You get your perfect cookie and eat it all up. You then get your milk. You decided to have another cookie and find it more delicious then the first one! You decide to eat so many cookies that you have a cardiac arrest and are rushed to the hospital to have your stomach pumped. You are then promptly offered your napkin with the hospital bill.
I wish was immortal, yet remaining at my present age.
Uh, wish granted... being immortal, you survive while youYou are left alone in the vacuum of space, growing more hugry, thirsty by each passing year. By year I don't mean Earth year, I mean your year as you pass around the sun multiple times. You eventually get pulled into the sun and know only plasma fusion for the rest of the universe. Then of course, the Universe collapses again and you survive the next big bang. You continue this for eternity. Hope you've got something to read.Quote:
explode in the chaos that will be the end of the world.
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I wish no harm would befall me, only luck and happiness.