i read this post just before my bedtime and i sit to enjoy my last few minutes of my nice day
I wish i could explode on command without the side effects of exploding
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i read this post just before my bedtime and i sit to enjoy my last few minutes of my nice day
I wish i could explode on command without the side effects of exploding
The daycare center is now in your home... and all of the workers quit so you're now in charge :D How delightful!
I wish I could speak Japanese.
You become much slimmer, but you're so slim you're like paper thin. You walk down the street and fall through a sewer grate. You reach a dark tunnel. You feel a prick on your back. You have been bitten by a rat. You survive in the sewer for a few days, trying to find your way out. You then start to foam at the mouth. That rat had rabies! You eventually make it back to land. You bite everyone you see. Everyone gets rabies. The entire world becomes infected. You become the ruler of a world filled with rabies-zombies. You have a pretty good presidency. A few minor scandals here and there, but overall, you're fine. After 27 years in office, you are assasinated. The assasin's name was Thomas. Thomas lived a long healthy life. He was the only non-rabies person in the world. In order to have a son, he had to make love with a monkey named Gu Gu. His son was born, but little did Thomas know he had created a new strand of HIV when he mated with Gu Gu. Thomas's new son, Gordon went on to defeat the rabies-zombies and restored the world to it's previous form by finding a non-rabies family within the depths of a jungle in Australia, and mating with the females. Sadly, this spreads the new HIV/AIDS throughout the species, and everybody dies. Nice going in wanting to be slim....
I wish I could eat a hamburger.
Your dragon burns you, eats you and then comes death.
I wish every one would give me all their valuable possessions.
You get the PhD in psychology, but you then you realise how pointless it realy is.
I wish i found my Dream Guild and it was female
You get one, but it gets pissed and bites your jugular vein and you bleed profusely until you go unconsious and have a crazy dream. then you are revived at the hospital and the doctor informs you that you are paralyzed for the rest of you life....
I wish I could be home with my family.
You find a penny on the street and pick it up, but you accidentally drop it down a drain, and you try to squeeze down it but you get stuck and no one else is around to pull you out.
I wish I had a cuddly pet monkey to cuddle. :tongue:
You get a monkey and its very cute and cuddley, but it gets bit by a squirril that is infested with rabies while you are gone, and when you get back to play with the monkey it bites you and you get rabies and go crazy killing random people on the street, until the cops have to gun you down with a sniper on top of a wells fargo bank.Quote:
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I wish i could see devendra banhart in concert.
Granted, but then an asteriod hits you causing Armaggeddon.
I wish I was invincible!