Potty Time

[Dust Mote]

“Every 3 minutes somewhere in the world a Lucid Dreamer uses the can” Kula I saw this in the DV Quotes thread and liked it so much that I made it part of my sig. But recently I got to thinking… There are 1440 minutes in a day. If you divide that by the 3 minute interval, that gives us 480 can using events per day. Assuming that the average individual uses the can 6 times per day, that means there are only 80 Lucid Dreamers in the world! Today, and I mean literally today: 19 Mar. 2006, the world population is estimated to be: 6,504,475,050. If only 1% of the population are Lucid Dreamers that means there are 65,044,750 people using the can 6 times a day, for a daily total of 390,268,500 can using events. It no longer seems reasonable to calculate these events on a “per minute” basis. So, there are 86,400 seconds per day. Dividing that by the number of events yields a result of: .00022138604576080313937712113583341. Let’s just call it: .00022 seconds. By the way, did you know that 33% of all Americans flush the toilet while they are still sitting on it? And what are you doing with your Sunday????

[MSG]

Speaking of red pOOp, i just bought a 200 pack of sour belts from smart and final, and ate about 2/3rds the way through it in 1 day. I haven't pOOped since i bought it. This is going to be sweet.

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by Dust Mote By the way, did you know that 33% of all Americans flush the toilet while they are still sitting on it? it's called a "courtesy flush" I do that in public stalls when I'm doing number 2, helps eliminate poop odor

[Umbrasquall]

That means that 2/3 of Americans don't engage in courtesy flushing? Dirty dirty Americans.