Taking over Dream Views...

[Raz]

*Bartender takes out the champagne* -Well this is nice… 101 posts… You recon that makes me a good spamer Imp? -What ever you say masta. What I’m wondering is if there is some rank that comes with this… I mean… You da masta and all… But what kind of masta are you? Masta of spam? Masta of the hill? -I think the term is “King of the hill”. And I do have some plans on taking over the Dream Views forum… Oh yes… I have a evil plan that is so cunning, so smart and devious, that my head would explode if I even started to comprehend what I am thinking about… You might say it’s the best plan ever! EVER! -That dose sound like a good plan masta! Share with me this plan of plans! Let the master peace of peaces start and take form in this forsaken land! -Hmmm… Ok Imp… Come closer… *Whisper, whisper, whisper* So what do you think? Deliciously evil hu!? *Imp looks like a: “?”* -That’s it!? -And I thought about it all by my self! No help from anyone saying it to my face or anything! -But all you said was “Whisper, whisper, whisper”!? How the hell is that a plan!? You need something evil that will take the bull by its horns! Steal everybody’s left shoe! Tell Icedawg that Seeker is planning to overthrow him and rule the DV kingdom with a iron fist! Tell Seeker that Icedwg regrets that he cant se Seekers spouse tonight! -I liked my ‘Whisper’ plan better… Oi! Bartender! More champagne! Yes, on the Imp’s tab!

[mongreloctopus]

i only see 100 posts

[Seeker]

Originally posted by mongreloctopus i only see 100 posts *snort* Me too! Raz, you forgot that posting in Senseless Banter does not increase your post count! You are going to have to try a little harder if you are going to successfully take over DreamViews!

[Amethyst Star]

Now it's at 101... You might want to take a picture, Raz, so that if you post again outside of senseless banter this post will make sense.

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by Seeker+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Seeker)</div> *snort* *Me too! *Raz, you forgot that posting in Senseless Banter does not increase your post count! You are going to have to try a little harder if you are going to successfully take over DreamViews! * [/b] That is right! Great going Seeker! You da man! And there are a few reasons why you could not succeed: 1) Seeker and I are way ahead of you on the amount of posts (I have 3197 posts, and Seeker has 7280 posts) 2) Because<!--QuoteBegin-Icedawg * It is much better to make 1 high quality post with advise that newbies can use in the future than to make 10 useless posts 3) Icedawg is far too strong to let people take over, but he may pick some people to assist him, if they are ready, and to be ready takes a lot of qualities: a) needing to be on here at least a year B) Must be 18+ years (I think you might have to be graduated as well) c) Has to have good team skills d) Very good at dream tutoring skills, computer skills, and LDing itself. 4) There are many people willing to fight for Icedawg's and Seeker's behalf (myself included) So obviously, you would probably more likely find yourself banned than ever taking over this forum! BTW, Icedawg! You rock!

[Neruo]

I don't THINK so --- EDIT: Ha! I have about 10 posts per day, and Nes and Seeker only about 8! So at this rate, I will have more then them around about 2032!

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by Neruo+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Neruo)</div> I don't THINK so --- EDIT: *Ha! I have about 10 posts per day, and Nes and Seeker only about 8! So at this rate, I will have more then them around about 2032![/b] Do you not remember what I said in one of the earlier posts? I quoted Icedawg, saying: <!--QuoteBegin-Icedawg It is much better to make 1 high quality post with advise that newbies can use in the future than to make 10 useless posts It doesn't matter how many posts Seeker or I make (or anyone else for that matter). What matters is the posts are high quality (and that is why posts in senseless banter don't count towards that number), and can be used for newbies in the future!

[Neruo]

Welcome to the internet Nesgirl, where everyone is NOT serious.

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by Neruo Welcome to the internet Nesgirl, * where everyone is NOT serious. Of course I know that! I am just stating the obvious!

[Raz]

-The way these mortals squalor we can take over no problem masta! -What’s up with this Swede and his altar ego Icedawg? Think he's a threat to our rule? -I don’t know Seeker... Do we have to put up with his bad Swedish humor? Can I ban him? -Sleep on it Icedawg... Another beer bartender! On the Imp's tab! -Masta! Masta! That Seeker dude is putting drinks on my tab! -Don’t worry Imp... It is after all his Credit Card we are using... Take one of your special brownies and chill... -Ah... Then all is well in the land of the sprites... Can we go home and watch the magic picture box masta?! I want to se that guy who with only a budget of 1000AUDollars makes a room transformed! He is truly a master of the black arts! -The magic picture box is broken Imp... We tried to lure out the pictures with candy and soothing music but the cable guy said we have a faulty connection... -Awww... Then we do what everybody dose when the magic picture box is broken... -What’s that Imp? -Go make babies!!! -You truly have a sick mind Imp... Guess that’s why I keep you around...

[Dangeruss]

This explains why my post count is so low... lol I guess I have nothing sensical to say.

[Neruo]

Originally posted by nesgirl119 Of course I know that! I am just stating the obvious! Quite true ^__^ k

[Raz]

*Seeker is on a mission and hapens to walk behind Raz and Imp* -Don't look back Imp, but I think that Seeker guy is following us again. -He just dose not know when to give up master! He's a good tracker I have to give him that. - But we have a spy of our own to counter him Imp. -Really master!? Who!? Who is this master of deception and James Bond look a like!? -Why... Neruo of course... And nesgirl119 and Amethyst Star was hired as diversions but they ended up sidetracking in to a strip joint... Obviously a part of Seekers devious plan to ruin my rein of terror and kick me out of DV. -You aren't being a little paranoid now masta? -What do you mean? me paranoid? What's that your holding there Imp? -This? Oh, its just a pack of chewing gum Icedawg gave to me. -Chewing gum my a$$! That's a bomb! *Takes pack of gum and throws as far as he can* *nothing happens* -Ok... So it was gum... This time... -you seem a bit edgy to day masta... -We are at terror alert orange. -What dose that mean masta? -That, some thing, some where, some how, might happen. *takes a nervous swig of his beer* -That Raz sure is paranoid Icedawg. -Right you are Seeker... And now to more pressing matters... My beer is flat... -That’s what you said after finishing half of your last one! -Good way to get free beer! -But you just drink half, then complain and the bartender gives you a fresh one... That magically goes bad after you finish half.. and so on. That is so wrong bro! -Seeker... FREE beer! And I cant help that the bartender is so gullible. -You drunk Icedawg? -I love you man... -Come on Icedawg... I will give you a ride home... -I can drive! -I'm not letting you drive man... *whispers* And don’t make a scene... -Awwwww! You my mother or something? -No. But if I was I would be real proud over the state you are in right now... Now come on! -I call shotgun!

[nesgirl119]

[quote] -Why... Neruo of course... And nesgirl119 and Amethyst Star was hired as diversions but they ended up sidetracking in to a strip joint... Obviously a part of Seekers devious plan to ruin my rein of terror and kick me out of DV. [/color] And because nesgirl119 was just learning how to drive from driving lessons with a scrubber, she offered to drive Raz somewhere in his own car. That she did, until she crashed at the place where Seeker and Icedawg were drunk. Raz started cusing at her for ruining his car, and nesgirl went to get some alcoholless rootbeer. Then with Raz stranded at this bar, he had to go call mommy to take him home when Icedawg said, "Well, buddy! you are in no shape to take over DVs! I really am a bad driver, BTW!

[Gwendolyn]

Originally posted by nesgirl119 I really am a bad driver, BTW! I bet you can drive better than me....I can't even drive. I know what you are thinking..."Gwen's 18 and she can't even drive yet???" I know. It's sad...

[Amethyst Star]

Originally posted by Raz -Why... Neruo of course... And nesgirl119 and Amethyst Star was hired as diversions but they ended up sidetracking in to a strip joint... Obviously a part of Seekers devious plan to ruin my rein of terror and kick me out of DV. For any of you who were wondering, we had steak. Yummy, lean, juicy strips of steak!

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by Amethyst Star For any of you who were wondering, we had steak. *Yummy, lean, juicy strips of steak! Except I don't really care for steak! Ham on the other hand, I will eat! So I had juicy ham strips!! I bet you can drive better than me....I can't even drive. I know what you are thinking..."Gwen's 18 and she can't even drive yet???" I know. It's sad... *[/b] You want to bet? I had a driving lesson using a scrubber (it's both a scrubber and a car), and I crashed it into a locker!! Boy did my boss get mad at me for doing that!!

[InTheMoment]

Originally posted by nesgirl119 You want to bet? I had a driving lesson using a scrubber (it's both a scrubber and a car), and I crashed it into a locker!! Boy did my boss get mad at me for doing that!! I could teach you a few tricks in the back seat.

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by InTheMoment I could teach you a few tricks in the back seat. How about I run over you instead (I love to run over my boss, and since it goes slow enough, he doesn't get hurt too badly!). Then you could touch my car's trunk!! Tell you what, I will let you ride in the kiddie seat of my car if you'll help defend Icedawg and Seeker's honor. I will even buy you a happy meal if you want to!

[icedawg]

Originally posted by Raz taking over the Dream Views forum… OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH no you don't.

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by icedawg OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH no you don't. Yeah, because not only are you a fearsome warrior, but you have an army of friends who will fight for you (I am one of them)

[Raz]

*sounds of choked screams and shuffling feets and someone rounding a corner in high speed* -Ohh masta you're out walking in the night? -Well why shouldn't I Imp? -Ohh well you're tha masta I guess you walk whenever you see fit for a promenade. -Well your approval of my nocturnal behaviours is duly noted Imp and might I wonder what the hell you're doing out this late at night and apparently in a such a hurry? -Me? I'm uhhh I'm... training for the DreamViews night marathon that's what I'm doing. -DV night marathon? There is such a thing I never heard about it before. -Well technically there isen't...yet but I will initiate it in a very close future. Of that I'm sure my liege. Yes of that I'm pretty certain ...and I'm out checking if its safe to run very fast in the dark my most honorable master. -And your newly found interest in nocturnal sports have nothing to do with that bound and gagged nesgirl119 your carrying heh? -Ohh masta means this lil cute critter I found lying on the pavement? Oh no it's an abandoned girl littering this beautiful citys sidewalk and I was attempting to get it properly home speedily that's why I was in such a haste really as marathons is not a dash contest. -I see... -I'm glad you do sire. -And those bunny ears sticking up from your pocket perhap is an abandoned flyffy bunny also speedily brought home? -Ergh, it's Amethyst Star and yes on her way home too. -Humour me if I'm at fault dear pet-Imp but might the proper owner to these strays be lord Icedawg perhap? Do you accuse our dear lord for being deglecting his pets? -Oh no my liege he is just a bit careless leaving them outside. -So basically you attempted to steal them Imp? -I did not! I found them unguarded! -You stole them... -I liberated them! -Well liberate them from yourself and return them to where they belong... -darn!

[A Lost Soul]

Hm. Looks like someone read this post in Memorable Topics...

[Seeker]

On the WTF scale, this topic rates somewhere around 8.6... *Seeker unholsters his secret weapon, examines the notches on the handgrip and smiles. "Oh yes, this one was for ..... He was banned 1 year ago. This one for ..., banned 6 months ago......"

[Amethyst Star]

Originally posted by Seeker On the WTF scale, this topic rates somewhere around 8.6... You took the words right out of my mouth... well, not really, but that sounded pretty close to what I was thinking.