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    1. 04-24-2006 07:38 PM #1
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      A joke by dorksuperior

      I thought this joke was really funny when i heard it in school today.

      World War III

      Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
      The barman said, "Yep, that's them."

      So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"

      Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

      The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"

      Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman."

      The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"

      Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"


      i hope you like it to
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    2. 04-24-2006 08:36 PM #2
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    3. 04-24-2006 09:18 PM #3
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      my friend did get it off the internet tho
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    4. 04-24-2006 11:04 PM #4
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      ahahahahahaha I like it!
      Courtney est ma reine. Et oui, je suis roi.

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    5. 04-24-2006 11:16 PM #5
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      I thought it was humorous.

      However, I love your avatar even more... I think at one point I had a Chris the Ninja Pirate avatar. He's the best of both worlds... though more ninja than pirate


      "If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."
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    6. 04-25-2006 01:03 AM #6
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      shiver me shurikens!
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    7. 04-25-2006 01:04 AM #7
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      Rawr har har. Good joke
      http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e221/Celoude/york-redoubt.jpg
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    8. 04-27-2006 03:04 PM #8
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      yarrrr...good one there matey
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    9. 05-01-2006 11:19 AM #9
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      hi baz

      baz your such a spaz


      i bet you dont know who i am.
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    10. 05-02-2006 06:24 PM #10
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      Re: hi baz

      Originally posted by moocow fish
      baz your such a spaz


      i bet you dont know who i am.
      who YOU are?

      I'm still trying to figure out who "baz" is
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    11. 05-03-2006 09:41 PM #11
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      Re: hi baz

      baz is dork superior nd im related 2 him
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    12. 05-07-2006 08:04 PM #12
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      ummmmm, i guess ur evelyn mahoney dudesuperior real bruva i mean sister
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    13. 05-09-2006 11:17 AM #13
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      A girl walks into a bar and she asks the bartender for a double entendre.


      So he gives it to her.
      (\_ _/)
      (='.'=)
      (")_(")
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    14. 05-09-2006 11:33 PM #14
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      ahahahaha good one!
      Courtney est ma reine. Et oui, je suis roi.

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