DV Shoutouts.

[Courtney Mae]

This is Sensless Banter, right? Mmkay. Go.

[Dangeruss]

Yo I just wanna shot-ot ta all mah thugs out on tha west side, yao! thugs 4 eva!!

[Courtney Mae]

I would like to dedicate a post to Justin who doesn't come on anymore.

[Gwendolyn]

I just want to say thanks to all the little people. The really little people. Like microscopic smurfs that can only be seen on a sunny day on a white background. The people that are so little, that they are literally shrinking by the minute. Thanks, little people.

[Courtney Mae]

Heh, I am like...in love with Russ, for this: Originally posted by Dangeruss omfg!!! it's the president talking on a banana phone!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!! that has so much significance to me I don't think I can even describe it. I'll try though. One day I went to the dollar store and I found this decorative glass banana (no it isn't a dildo, so shutup. it's too curved.) Anyway I also found a bag of army guys and a huge bag of cheese puffs. This only cost me $3. Psyched about my purchases, I went to my friends house. When I showed up, everyone was high and giggly. I set my phone to ring by pressing the volume button, then pulled out the glass banana as if it were a phone. "Hello? Mr. President? Oh yes, he's right here. Yes. Well, I'm not sure you want to talk to him right now, he's laughing pretty hard about something or other. Well ok, here he is!" I pretended that the president wanted to talk to one of my newbie friends, he simply couldn't take it and went into a laughing fit. Then everyone else laughed and laughed and laughed, and thus a hilarious memory was made. I guess you had to be there. Seriously. Just that dildo sentence made me laugh so hard I hurt myself. Not even kidding. You are now on my list of effing heroes.

[Dangeruss]

If only you guys had been there, I've never been in a room with more hilarious energy. Also, whenever I tell this story, someone always says the banana is a dildo, so now I specify for humor and clarity.

[Courtney Mae]

Lmao. You have no idea of the awesomeosity of that. What did you do with the army men?

[shark!]

I just wanna give some muhfuckin shout-muhfuckin-outs to all my mahfucking slingers, birdmen and snowmen on tha mahfucking corners selling that snow, keep clockin g's, and to all my crackaz in lockdown keepin it motherfucking real. All them pimps that be sellin them hoes drinkin tha krystal...all my g's ridin heavy with those tec9s and mac11s..keepin it muthafuckin clean. Keep tippen on fofo's thugs! A shout out to scarface...and all tha mu-fuka-dime-and-a-half bitches especially the ones that got tha Rkelly face and No shoutouts too those damn bitch pussy-ass snitches ...stop muthafuckin snitchin! g's up ho's down! (yah that was defintly some senseless banter! Ive got wayy too much time)

[Dangeruss]

oh, we had a battle. It was effing hilarious. I fortified the couch and my friend tried to take it over, but it was pretty much just us playing with the army guys and making gun noises, getting really into it. We rule. I called the president again when I needed some strategic advice, and he put rumsfeld on the phone. that helped a bunch.

[shark!]

Oh yah hey didnt you mention the glass banana in chat once? someone was like what do you need a decorative glass banana for? i suggested dildo of course. yah chatroom should come back

[Courtney Mae]

Originally posted by Dangeruss oh, we had a battle. It was effing hilarious. I fortified the couch and my friend tried to take it over, but it was pretty much just us playing with the army guys and making gun noises, getting really into it. We rule. I called the president again when I needed some strategic advice, and he put rumsfeld on the phone. that helped a bunch. You seriously need to stop making me laugh this hard. Between you, my little brother, the Red Bull, and the Skittles, I may die.