I just thought this was funny.He has an amazing talent for making everything sound different than it is.

Crouching Lotus0: HI
ffxuser: ....
ffxuser: hi...
Crouching Lotus0: hi
Crouching Lotus0: whats up
ffxuser: nothin much man
Crouching Lotus0: awesome
Crouching Lotus0: like everyone else
ffxuser: candy w0ot
Crouching Lotus0:
Crouching Lotus0: I felt sick
Crouching Lotus0: I'm gettinb better
Crouching Lotus0: lol
ffxuser: chocolate and peep
ffxuser: peeps
ffxuser: i love peeps
Crouching Lotus0: too much candy corn
I love peeop shows O_O
ffxuser: lol
ffxuser: crap
ffxuser: brb
ffxuser: bout 5 mins.
Crouching Lotus0: you have to crap?
ffxuser: 10
Crouching Lotus0: WOW
ffxuser: no
Crouching Lotus0: must be a giant one
Crouching Lotus0: jeez
Crouching Lotus0: too much chocolate?
Crouching Lotus0: and peeps?
Crouching Lotus0: go take your 10 minute shit
ffxuser: I have to eat, which shall lead to crap I suppose
Crouching Lotus0: bring a book
ffxuser: I hate 10 min, shits
Crouching Lotus0: I would
ffxuser: lol
ffxuser: I have to eat dinner not take a 10 min. shit
Crouching Lotus0: WHAT?
Crouching Lotus0: your eating dinner on the shitter?
ffxuser: omfg that was funny!
Crouching Lotus0: O_O
ffxuser: im gonna post this on dv when I get back
Crouching Lotus0: lol
Crouching Lotus0: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO
Crouching Lotus0: I am now
Crouching Lotus0: don't worry
ffxuser: lol ok
ffxuser: cya
Crouching Lotus0: have fun
Crouching Lotus0: on the shitter
Crouching Lotus0: with your dinner
Crouching Lotus0: O_o