I'm sure you guys have been asking yourself, 'How can sloth be SUCH a COOL, and SMRT GUY!?'
So, I'm posting this to answer any questions you may have.

I can't explain how I became so cool, homeys. I guess I'm just pimp that way. ZIM ZAM BLAM! Groovy! That's me. Mistah coo'.

I became smrt by repeatedly shoving marbles in my ears when I was young. These marbles irritated my brain, and strengthened it. The more marbles I shoved into my brain, the smrter I got. This is why I ... I uhh... ... You... ... The...
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Oh! I was saying, this is why I outsurpass all of you guys in smrt stuff.

...Yeah...

Now your questions are answered. And don't feel bad. I don't judge you guys for being so below me. Just because I'm like a super-human or something, and junk, or whatever doesn't mean I can't understand you average joe people. I can tolerate you normal people.

-sloth