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    1. 11-23-2007 03:13 AM #1
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      God Damn Thieves!

      Why do people keep taking stuff thats mine??? Seriously... Janice (a coworker) took something from me just the other day. Normally, I'd have let it slide but this was important. So, The next day I try to talk to her about it. She seems mad when I confront her. after listening to her crap I learned she'd given it to mark.

      I took me a while to find him, but when I finally encountered him, he said he already given it to his secretary. He was pretty sorry about it though.. so I forgive him.

      Lisa, (his secretary) had given it to Omar.

      To make a long story short, Omar gave it to Ralph who gave to to Kent who gave it to Lauren who gave it to our boss.

      I manage to make it to the boss's office before he can give it away to yet another person. Now get this, he reacted the worst. How bad can you get? It was my property to begin with. After yelling at me for a quite a while he fired me.

      His reason? "Because now everyone had AIDS"

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    2. 11-23-2007 03:49 AM #2
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      lmao. good one.
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    3. 11-23-2007 04:38 AM #3
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      I thought it was a true story, before I got to the AIDS line. I was like, holy crap what's wrong with your coworkers.
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    4. 11-23-2007 04:56 AM #4
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      Is it bad that I expected the punchline before I'd read even half of it?
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    5. 11-23-2007 04:57 AM #5
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      lol the whole time I was like wtf... is this a dildo? Then, it was a joke.
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    6. 11-23-2007 05:20 AM #6
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      At first I was like:





      Good one
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    7. 11-23-2007 05:21 AM #7
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      OMG ahehehehe I need to watch that movie now!!
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    8. 11-23-2007 05:25 AM #8
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      Oh! Good one!



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    9. 11-23-2007 09:32 PM #9
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      He still has it and refuses to give it back =(
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    10. 11-24-2007 12:15 AM #10
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      Don't you have a copy or 2 million?
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