Scha: A Story About Spiders

[♥Mark]

<div align="center">Corn Reaver</div> Betwixt of endless mind candy. Foiled&#33; In my attempt to comment. Soiled&#33; Grass chamber. FOR THE LOVE OF PUPPETRY&#33; It&#39;s not... Anymore... De-scratchifyin&#39;, Electro-lyin&#39;. That&#39;s lying over the internets. Plasma sheets taste like rubbish. Tuesday&#39;s forest guide had a sideways kind of coffee. Guitar Heroism. It&#39;s all in the flick of the wrist. If I could uninstall existence I&#39;d probably be calling tech support right about now. DON&#39;T Even dream of answering that. You see... It all comes down to doctors. If they can&#39;t find the solution, there&#39;s pretty much no tomorrow. Since it&#39;s past twelve, we haven&#39;t existed for two hours. I declare siege on your ideals&#33;<spectator>Whew. And I thought that carving stars was ugly.</spectator>That&#39;s shocking. To the point that I&#39;m shocked. You might say it&#39;s... Electric. AH AH AH A HAHAHA Wait I ran out of material. Pure is the only imperfection. The otherwise multifaceted aspects all sort of blend together when you notice that the second time around the corner. So there I was scolding the principals of the matter, when all of the sudden I came to realize that I was out of toothpaste. I dig them up here and there. But that&#39;s actually a lie. The truth is that I made it out of wax. Typing practice? Don&#39;t count on it. You think I&#39;d miss typing practice?&#33; Look, look, look, look, look, look, look... There&#39;s only one way, okay. It&#39;s this way. You can go this way. Or you can&#39;t. You decide. But the point is: Don&#39;t go that way? Why not? Because, dear friend. I ate a few too many Cornflakes. "Zax&#33;" He exclaimed, pointing arbitrarily at the sky. "Shall we draw swords?" the saboteur questioned. "No," sayeth the man of clocks, "we shall draw conclusions instead." Prevalence of automotives often considers the fact that dust can be a tricky foe. Entering unyieldingly into its territory. "Can I have a piece? No, thanks. Save it for later letter." Well if that&#39;s not just a kick in the bucket. How many more must we travel?&#33; AGGGH&#33; "Right, well... I don&#39;t see how that exemplifies my broken leg. If I can&#39;t invent fashion in time, then the ends of all roads to Rome will never be built. We&#39;ll drive no where for ten days and only get half a mile away from where we first realized that not all shoes are built equal. For me, it was near that sink." Just put it in a can. We can take it to the funeral later, okay? Not okay. "Corn..." What is it about corn? "There it was again for the third time in the narrative... Not that I should know."

[Man of Steel]

That was hilariously awesome, yet incredibly, disturbingly, bewilderingly odd.

[♥Mark]

Stay tuned for chapter two.