So, there is this individual of the female persuation who I was practicly addicted to. Any how, I have slowly given up, with hopes I might still get some with out getting something out of it. Pretty sure that is over, but wow...the wit on her little comeback just sorta makes me chuckle

After some playfull flirting, she takes something to heart gets up and storms off. She leaves her bag so i pull it over towards me. Then she is like "MIKE YOU ARE SERIOUSLY ANNOYING AND I HATE YOU", so I respond with "jesus, what crawled up your ass and died". She then responds with "YOUR FAT ASS". Yes, My fat ass crawled up her ass and died. How does that even work? Oh yeah, by the weigh. Yeah its alot. Any how, with that said, any one else have a really shitty come back to a comment some one has made, or a decent one?