Thread: How to kill a lucid dreamer

Ok, while he's asleep you let him ( I use male for convenience ) breath chloroform to cause anaesthesia. Then you puncture a hole in his throat like they do to throat cancer patients ( tracheostomy ).
Then put him on the roof of a sky scraper, and leave him to wake up.

That will ought to do it.


Any other ideas?

My sister has a tracheostomy...

Anyway, how would killing a Lucid Dreamer be any different from killing any other guy. Unless your getting at the fact that they would wake up thinking hes dreaming and so forth.

Then ill make sure every bulb in his house is blown so he cant turn them on (RC) and then remove his window - if hes above ground floor - and let him decide on if he jumps or not.

i'd wake him up, make him believe it's FA and convince him he can fly

Hahahah.

Replace the circuit in his watch with a random number generator. Wake him by a fire and remind him what the Lucid Task of the Month is...

You could always use a hammer - why does everyone have to complicate these things?

Originally Posted by sourcejedi

Replace the circuit in his watch with a random number generator. Wake him by a fire and remind him what the Lucid Task of the Month is...

Ha ha ha! Excelent!

BTW, I really hope you guys didn't miss the idea behind the tracheostomy!