using my best nelson impersonation...."HA-HA". |
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So I stole a bottle of my parents wine and was going to drink it but I got caught and had a long talk with them and my Mom says "If you are going to drink at least do it with your friends so I don't have to know about it" |
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using my best nelson impersonation...."HA-HA". |
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*holds out glass* |
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What kind of wine? I would be pissed if it was expensive... |
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Told you you should have drank it right away... |
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You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.
Yeah so I got my internet back today, but dude yesterday I was tripping out so hard It took all I had to stand up straight while loading the dishwashwer 1000 MG of DXM and what happened yesterday was fucking nuts. |
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What is this, your diary? |
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I post me adventures in Senseless Banter if you havn't noticed for those who are interested. |
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Dear diary, |
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Dear Diary, |
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Dude...brandon...haha you're classic man. XD |
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Things are not as they seem
Dear Diary, |
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Oh thanks bro. |
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Oh haha. |
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Dear Diary, |
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