It amazes me just how quickly DV's asshole population has grown. The days of intelligent discussion are, sadly, a thing of the past. I'll refrain from naming the group of assholes because, well, it's pretty apparent who they are.

We've got a growing horde of little pricks that can't carry on a mature conversation. We've got scads of little ass monkeys who just love to carry on about shit they 1) don't understand and 2) don't have a fucking clue about.

But I really do appreciate being the target for a bunch of immature douche bags bearing such witty fruit as "LULZ". Yeah, real fucking mature, assholes.

It becomes more and more apparent every day that the dickhead to good people ratio around here is trending towards favor of the dicks. Several members that were once decent are slowly drifting over to side of those who can go fuck themselves. With plenty of lube, of course. Wouldn't want our resident assholes to bleed. We all know how expensive those absorbent pads can be.

And if this post is too harsh for you fuckers then, guess what? Ban my fucking ass. Then the dicks among you can have your sweet, sweet wish. At this point I really don't care anymore. It's hardly worth wading through the shit. Yes, there are a LOT of awesome people here (most of you are awesome). There are a lot of you who I'd miss very much.

Until then: all the assholes that have infiltrated this once-excellent website - and you know who you are - can kiss my ass. And yes, I'll put a cherry on top for ya'.

That is all. Feel free to fire away now. I know that'll make you hard with glee. Just try not to wet yourself. Those Spiderman Underoos aren't as inexpensive as you might think.