Continue The Unlikely Story Above You

[Snowboy]

This is an easy game. All you have to do is continue the story below with an unlikely scenario. It has to have some form of realism, though. For example, no mermaids, magic, teleportation, time travel, &c, &c, &c. However, some examples of appropriate unlikeliness are: nuclear attack, strangers pulling out guns and getting you in a gun battle, Elvis walking down the street and tripping on a poodle, hobos coming into your house with a piece of a banana as a weapon, &c, &c, &c. Let's start. Oh no, it's Monday! Time to get up for school. I get ready, unaware of the day that lay before me. I go to the bus stop and wait, and the bus pulls up slowly with a creak. I get on and it seems like a fog is hanging in the bus. I sit next to my friend Derek and we start talking about our dreams from last night (LD reference! ). We arrive at Langston High School and I walk to my locker. As I open my locker I realize there is a note in it. I cannot read the note, as the handwriting is illegible. I ignore it and go to my math class where the teacher starts to write notes on the board. All of a sudden...

[Grod]

all of a sudden you log onto Dreamviews and you got a new message. "Banned for being underage". The end.

[Snowboy]

all of a sudden you log onto Dreamviews and you got a new message. "Banned for being underage". The end. You suck! Lol, not really. Seriously, just continue the story.

[audreyaussie]

a blue portal appears at the entrance of the classroom. Everyone in the classroom is mortified especially your teacher has dropped the chalk. Her huge mouth hung open and her eyes held an expression of pure fear as a snake came out of the blue portal and you let out an extremely inhumane laugh as you predict what the snake was bound to do to her. You couldn't believe your eyes as you see Nagini, Voldemort's pet snake eat your teacher whole! You see it lick its mouth and it's beady eyes lock towards yours. You gulp in nervously and try to contain your excitement because wherever Nagini is, his master should be around as well. The snake slithers towards you and you break eye contact as Voldemort appears through the portal. "This can't be happening..." you whisper to yourself. "But it isssss," Nagini whispers. "Now come my child...we ssshall go to Hogwartsss." You look from Nagini to Voldemort, who then nods his head and beckons you to follow him, yet you pause. "Can I bring Derek?" He looks at you coldly and you know you can't. Oh well. You enter the blue portal and you are in Voldemort's lair.

[Snowboy]

a blue portal appears at the entrance of the classroom. Everyone in the classroom is mortified especially your teacher has dropped the chalk. Her huge mouth hung open and her eyes held an expression of pure fear as a snake came out of the blue portal and you let out an extremely inhumane laugh as you predict what the snake was bound to do to her. You couldn't believe your eyes as you see Nagini, Voldemort's pet snake eat your teacher whole! You see it lick its mouth and it's beady eyes lock towards yours. You gulp in nervously and try to contain your excitement because wherever Nagini is, his master should be around as well. The snake slithers towards you and you break eye contact as Voldemort appears through the portal. "This can't be happening..." you whisper to yourself. "But it isssss," Nagini whispers. "Now come my child...we ssshall go to Hogwartsss." You look from Nagini to Voldemort, who then nods his head and beckons you to follow him, yet you pause. "Can I bring Derek?" He looks at you coldly and you know you can't. Oh well. You enter the blue portal and you are in Voldemort's lair. Dang, that's long. You look around Voldemort's lair with curiosity, as you were addicted to the Harry Potter books as a young child. You ask him, "What do you want me for?" "I'm making a plot against all of Hogwart's academy (I don't know if that's right, I don't know crap about Harry Potter), and I need your help. I need you to take this rubber duck," he pauses as he hands you a rubber duck, "and throw it at the headmaster of the academy. This will distract me long enough to turn everybody into brainwashed chickens and take over the school." You gape at him in horror, and finally you ask, "Do I get to keep the duck?" He looks at you with curiosity, wondering if you are sane enough to perform the task. "Yes, you can keep the duck. Just give me $5 to pay me back," he replies. You ruefully pull out the $5 and give it to him. "Very well, now go throw it at the headmaster," he says with obvious eagerness. You head over to the headmaster's office...

[audreyaussie]

and shake your head. This couldn't be the right Voldemort who was telling you to commit such childless acts! You pause for a bit to stop and think. Was Voldemort in his right state of mind? You shake your head no and sprint back to where you last saw him. You curse under your breath as you smell the unmistakable smell of marijuana and the absence of Voldemort.. "I tried to ssstop him..." Nagini says lowering his head. "But he thought it would make him ssstronger. We need to get him before he makes a fool of himself..." Nagini further explains as he slithers over to a pair of black robes who belonged to none other than Voldemort himself. "He is nearby...I can sense him..." Nagini speaks. "Quick! Ussse that wand over there and say, ACCIO VOLDEMORT!" You did as asked and there appeared an unconscious Voldemort, lo and behold! Naked for your viewing. You decide to...

[Snowboy]

beat the shit out of him. He won't wake up for a while now. You take some of his marijuana and head on your way back through the blue portal. You are back in your classroom, which is wrecked by the students that panicked after the ordeal. You walk through the school halls quickly, hoping to get out before anything else happens. You see Derek hiding in the bushes and call him to come out. "Hey, man, where have you been?!" asks Derek, obviously in a state of panic. "I don't know... some guy named Voldemort kidnapped me and gave me a rubber duck," you reply. Your friend pauses for a moment and asks, "Do I smell pot?" Oh boy, this isn't good. You...

[audreyaussie]

collapse on the floor and start shaking violently. "Yo! What the hell man! Stop freaking me out!" Derek yells as he tries and snaps you out of it. You crack your neck from side to side and your lips curl into a small smile. With your heightened strength, you grab Derek by the neck and pin him to the wall. "Where is Harvey Dent?" you say. Derek looks at you confused. "Harvey who? Who in Merlin's beard is Harvey?! I don't know any Harvey's except for the restaurant chain. And why do you sound so weird?!" You snarl in anger as you grab his jaws and use your free hand to grab the cut throat razor in your left pocket. You lick your lips. "What are you doing man?!" Derek says frantically. You inch the razor near his cheeks and force his face closer to yours as you say, "You know...you remind me of my brother. I hated my brother." But Derek seemed hurt. "I didn't know you had a brother!" Derek says. "I thought we were buddies man and you can't even tell me you had a brother..." he continues. You hit his head against the wall in frustration and ...

[Snowboy]

collapse on the floor and start shaking violently. "Yo! What the hell man! Stop freaking me out!" Derek yells as he tries and snaps you out of it. You crack your neck from side to side and your lips curl into a small smile. With your heightened strength, you grab Derek by the neck and pin him to the wall. "Where is Harvery Dent?" you say. Derek looks at you confused. "Havery who? Who in Merlin's beard is Harvey?! I don't know any Harvey's except for the restaurant chain. And why do you sound so weird?!" You snarl in anger as you grab his jaws and use your free hand to grab the cut throat razor in your left pocket. You lick your lips. "What are you doing man?!" Derek says frantically. You inch the razor near his cheeks and force his face closer to yours as you say, "You know...you remind me of my brother. I hated my brother." But Derek seemed hurt. "I didn't know you had a brother!" Derek says. "I thought we were buddies man and you can't even tell me you had a brother..." he continues. You hit his head against the wall in frustration and ... Oh, wow. That was funny yet crude and horror-like. BTW, you misspelled "Harvey" wrong a few times (they're in italics). start to fight against the force that has taken over you. You let go of Derek and fall on the ground, twitching. Your face contorts into a very frightening position, then slowly relaxes as you feel the control coming back to you. Derek looks frightened and runs away as fast as he can. "Wait!" you call, "Come back!" It's hopeless. He's not coming back. You hang your head and head back towards the school. As you approach the doors, you remember your pot. You realize it is letting off a slight, almost poisonous fume. You come to the realization that the pot is actually cursed by Voldemort! You throw it into the bushes and rush into the school. Oh, great, you're late for 5th period biology! You run towards your class to find a black robed figure guarding the door. He comes over to you and says...

[audreyaussie]

Oh, wow. That was funny yet crude and horror-like. BTW, you misspelled "Harvey" wrong a few times (they're in italics). Haha. Thanks for pointing that out! "Nagini tells me you had taken advantage of me while I was...high...as one might say in your pitiful muggle world..." he says with a hint of fear laced in his usually stern voice. You smirk and reply, "What exactly did Nagini tell you may I ask, oh powerful Lord Voldemort?" You cower in fear as his eyes change to a deep red colour. "You had beaten me up into a bloody pulp and tried to insert pennies into my nostrils! And you even had the audacity to take pictures and give them to the Daily Prophet which will be printed soon and everyone will see! They are supposed to fear me !" he seethed out in anger. You look at him with disbelief. Sure you had kicked him here and there but stick pennies into his nostrils--You start to laugh and think of Nagini. The lying, conniving snake who ever lived. "How could I have done all that? Did you see me bring a camera to Hogwarts or even had any money in my pocket?!" you yell. "It was all Nagini! Not me!" You see Voldemort's eyes penetrating into yours. A moment of silent passed by until he decided to break it. "I smell no deceit in you but I ask you one thing. Where is my rubber ducky?" You smile and take it out of your pocket and hand it over to Voldemort who gave you a big bright smile and who then jumped into the blue portal. You wipe the sweat on your forehead. "Whew..." you say and feel very disoriented. Your open the doorknob to your 5th period class and everyone is...

[Snowboy]

You smile and take it out of your pocket and hand it over to Voldemort What about the $5?! staring at you as you walk in the door. You realize you probably look like a mess after the ordeal with Derek. "Where have you been?" the teachers says in a questioning voice. "Um... I had to do some... er... stuff..." you say nervously. "Well, you're late, so you must suffer the punishment," your teacher says in a monotone voice. She takes out a frog and slaps you across the face with it. You fall to the floor and she shouts, "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!!!" as you dodge to the side. She fires and misses by only an inch! The students are watching with curiosity at the unfolding scene. You grab a skeleton and throw it at the lazar teacher. She dodges and knocks you to the floor. She pins you down and says...

[audreyaussie]

"Why so serious?! Woo Hoo Haa Haa!" she laughs like a hyena. Just then you both pause in action as the door opens. Derek was back! You knew your best buddy wouldn't leave you! Just then you see him being pushed out of the way by a Cuban looking man in a cigar with a huge M16 rifle looking at you with an expression that was ready to kill but then suddenly his features soften and he speaks, "Kid, get off her." You do as he says and even your teacher doesn't put up a fight. You crawl away while the Cuban man circles her. You actually feel some sort of misplaced pity upon her as the man speaks out to her rudely. "Look at that. A junkie. I got a fuckin' junkie for a wife. She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude, and who won't fuck me 'cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid with her, kids. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fuckin' little baby with her!" he yells. The whole class gasps, even you and he says, "What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!" You see your teacher getting unconscious by a single knock of the gun and the Cuban man leaves the classroom. Now that the teacher was gone you and the class decide to...

[Snowboy]

O_O Go roller-blading! You and your class head over to the subway station to catch a shuttle to the local roller-blading place! As you ride on the bus, you notice the black hooded figure is sitting next to you. He notices you staring at him and says, "What? Voldemort can't skate while he is high?" You sit back and just wait for the shuttle to get to your stop. It slows to a stop and your class gets off. You walk the next few blocks to the roller-blading area, and you enter the building. Nobody is there except for your class. Everybody cheers and grabs whatever shit they can find before roller-blading. Everybody slows to a halt as they notice several armed men with a briefcase of some sort. They point the guns at everybody and shout, "Don't make us blow up this shit!" Terrified, everybody goes into a panic. The men start firing and press the button on the briefcase.