i have discovered the holy grail of home-made devices.

i just had 5 shots of jack daniels... a 40oz of king cobra... and 3 bud lights... beer bongs are truely the grail of gods.

p.s.s.psps. this will probably be deleted by tomorrow... when i wake up and see it... so i must say something...

i get my fake id on friday... lets hope i live to be 21.

ok that really wasnt something deep or insightful... so i'll attempt something else.

this life is what see it as. it's the ever-present glow around us. it's what keeps us moving... motivated... searching for it's meaning. we are ants. roaches if you will. we live on our mound... bumping into eachother... living our lives... motivated to stay alive... to reproduce... sex is our motivation. sex is the most wholesome, healthy thing a human can do... and i do my part to keep this life of yours going. amen. and god bless this little forum so many of us ants call home.

wait im athiest... shit. well darwin bless these ants.