"Have you ever..." Game

[DrEaMeR23]

To play, just make a post with a "Have you ever..." statement. And just for the fun of it...leave something like, "If you've ever really done this, say, "[something really funny]" and "If you've never done this but want to, say, "[something really funny]". This makes it just a little more complex when you have to match up phrases to statements. If that's a little confusing, I'll start and clarify. "Have you ever told an orphan a yo mama joke?" If you've ever done this, put the statement "I like peanut butter even though I'm allergic" in your next post in this thread. If you've never done this but want to, say, "I think sleeping on the floor is more comfortable than sleeping in a bed." I'm most interested in seeing what crazy phrases people will come up with.