The sacred art of Sig making (latest and 1337est secrets)

[Ev]

Ok, you want to be leet? and you still dont have a signature? MAAAAAAn all leet pplz already got one. There are signature wars going on! To really feel like a human being, you should join the army of amateur signature makers! (that's us) Now you are sitting there, thinking of making your own signature, which will identify you as bright and not conforming individual. you have some skillz with paintbrush and photoshop 1.0, as well as you are old enough to surf the net.. Now let's have fun! v Follow these simple steps to achieve success: 1) Think of what do you want to see on your signature. 1.1) Always make sure your sig is BIG! cause the bigger ur sig is the bigger ur [censored by Seeker] is! 2) Think of whom do you want to appeal. For example as a male, you want to attract chicks. There is *A LOT* of them on these forums, and members turn into chicks every day, so there's *an enormous* potential to score (cause you are a leet and sexy dude) Now think of what chicks like.... Tough one... One thing is for sure - they LOv3 Pink color! Another thing - they love animals And yet another thing - they love innovative and creative individuals. Guess what? We will include all these concepts in your sig. 3) You will need a "focus" in your signature, something that catches pplz attention.... Think of something common, and easily recognizeable, yet daring and unusual in design. Be sure to add some unique details to that object! 4) Next comes the shape! forget those dull looking rectangular boxes or boredoom! Even curved angles wont do (cause they are already taken and non leet). You want something to truly defy the imagination of an audience! think bold geometric shapes on white background! 5) To appear cool you must include some minor details... Think of something ppl love and use a lot.... like smileys! Pick the most daring smiley you can find and include it in your sig! you are one step closer to being the leetest dude on the forums! 6)Now whent he basics are set, we need to make you sig especially cool! to do that, follow X basic steps: a)Include something psychedelic in your sig, so audience will trip out... B) As a leet dude, you must smoke weed, and you should at least include a tribute to weed in ur sig. c) Include some controversial/science fiction crap to make your sig look mysterious (chicks love mysterious dudes with leet sigs) x) Dont forget, plain sigs are things of the past - you want to include a subliminal message in it.... think of something cool and eye catching... for example "drugz kill" 7) Next comes the most scary and important part - text! But we are leet, arnt we? So we will put some bold kick ass rap verse in it. Make it sound hot, dont worry about the rhytm or rhyphm, ppl read leet very slow. Dont forget - at least 30% of the text *Must9 Be 1337. 8)of course some ppl wont like your piece of art and boo you. To prevent such unusual outburst of negative energy, include something scary in your sig. It may be spread out throughout the sig, but it MUST covey the message "we are leet, dont mess with us". 9) of course, you must mix your sig and make it as heavy as possible. Dude! Everyone has broadband now! and those 56k losers deserve to suffer! So make ur sig 1.5mb BMP image. 10) Next, joyfully insert. (damn, wrong part) Insert your sig picture in your forum signature via [img][/img] script! you can add some random crap, so ur leet 1 line posts will seem to take half a page when viewed at 19" monitor! 11) Make sure to post a lot , so ppl will see your 1337 sig in every topic every day! They will be glad, cause you R leet and everyone wants to be like you! >>>> Behold!The leetest sig in the net just below >>> >>> a bit more Disclaimer: I hope noone gets offended by my leet sig, especially girls and other forum members! I love your signatures, but I wanted to make this post for such a long time now I have photoshop and paintbrush and finally teh masterpiece was created!!!

[Kaniaz]

yes.

[AcidBasick]

I followed your tutorial. (requisite l337 dancing banana)

[Ev]

damn, ur sig is indeed a masterpiece of leet sig making!

[wasup]

[Turkeh]

LOL good work so far guys but i think you might have some compertition form mine 100% mspaint! :-D my subliminal message is kinda easy to see tho...

[MSG]

Originally posted by Ev As a leet dude, you must smoke weed, and you should at least include a tribute to weed in ur sig. well I dont and I dont wanna so ill become *drumroll* *symbals clash* (slight pause) ANTI LEET hehe

[baconmastermind]

Thank you!