While surfing the internet, I came upon the bottom picture. Clearly, he cleverly edited his original picture so he looks like a non - pimp, non - hobgoblin organism.

[b]*REAL PHOTOGRAPH*


While investigating more, I learned FFX has many disguises, the one he made for us is one of them. Some of the others are an oompa loompa and santa clouse. FFX has decieved us all. If I ever see a picture of his other disguises on the internte I will show you them immediately so you can spot him!