My first flash mx movie. it owns. click.

**Kaniaz** · 08-15-2004 02:45 AM

With the powers of Flash MX, i have created my first (and probably last) movie. I think you'll enjoy it, because it's not philosphical or useful in anyway.

Features:
* 3, that's right, 3 different songs!
* Enough subliminal messaging to put Microsoft to shame.
* O'nus girlfriend!
* Green Carpet!
* Absolutely no reference to Dreamviews whatsoever...except about 16 times!
* Small size! 872KB!
* NO PRELOADER! HAHA!

Download
If you have a slow connection (ie: one that can't stream 872KB without clogging up), right click the link below and choose "save target as". Broadband/T1 users can just click the link and have their modem suck up 872KB of bandwidth.

Get it now and support the My Art Teacher Eats ass campaign today!

Comments!
MAKE THEM. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

**Amethyst Star** · 08-15-2004 03:40 AM

*sputter* Uh....

**MSG** · 08-15-2004 05:23 AM

BLAM!</span>

I know its a n00bie flash animation, and it was funny, but I noticed a bunch of no-nos in it.

[i]<span style="color:darkred">presenting, pOOp\'s "dos" and "donts" of flash animation:

DONT use 12 fps. It sucks.
DO Use 24 or 30 instead

DONT shape tween too much. It looks too "amatuer" and its a bitch for slow computers
DO use shape tween for simple designs like triangles and squares.

DONT resize motion clips freely.
DO use the transform window or use the "scale resize" option.

DONT use the bigger brushes for the paint tool.
DO use the smaller brushes, and then just fill it in with a different color.

DONT use one of the colors on the absolute left of the palette too often.
DO pick a custom one in the color mixer, or do one to the right area.

DONT use event sounds, unless its like one second or something.
DO use streaming sounds if you want it to be synchronized with music or something, because it perfectly matches the sound with the animation.

**OpheliaBlue** · 08-15-2004 08:00 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I fucking loved that Kaniaz!!!!!!!!!!! It had the perfect combination of colours, music, and random crap I cared not to ever SEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Samara

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Seriously man, it DID own.

**gameover** · 08-15-2004 08:14 AM

Kaniaz you kick ass. THat movie kicks ass. Adn di I mention that you kick ass? Is there a Kaniaz fan-club? And if so...where do I sign up?

**Kaniaz** · 08-15-2004 10:58 AM

Originally posted by pOOp
BLAM!

I know its a n00bie flash animation, and it was funny, but I noticed a bunch of no-nos in it. *

<big list of granny no-nos>

It's called an...an...kanimation. So all the rules disappear and nobody cares D: That's why it's so good. It's supposed to be amateur. *nods*

**baconmastermind** · 08-15-2004 12:11 PM

The first half of it sucked, but then the second half was a pretty good fanimutation.

**Kaniaz** · 08-15-2004 12:26 PM

Well it wasn't supposed to be a fanimutation really. Actually, it wasn't supposed to be anything. You know, I had been bestowed with Flash MX, a program that can create professional looking website applet things in mere minutes, so, why not screw with it.

Besides, I can't draw. So what you saw is actually probably the best art I've ever done.

CT · 08-15-2004 12:30 PM

HEHEHEHEHE you sure did love me sending you this song didnt you? hahaha

**Lomebririon** · 08-15-2004 01:00 PM

That was the biggest load of crap i've seen in a long time!

.....

I loved it!

CT · 08-15-2004 01:50 PM

misfits rule.

**gameover** · 08-15-2004 02:21 PM

No way.....it totally pwned. Kaniaz...my hats off to you. And if they can't see the genious behind it all...well then its thier loss.

**wasup** · 08-15-2004 03:45 PM

"My hands are glued to my knees"

Funniest line ever.

**Damascus** · 08-15-2004 06:04 PM

wow...

i think that lowered my I.Q by 20 points. -30....oh well....

...

...screwy....

**OpheliaBlue** · 08-15-2004 06:22 PM

Originally posted by Damascus
i think that lowered my I.Q by 20 points. -30....oh well....

HAHAHAHAHHA I think it did mine too.......

...watches it again ......

CT · 08-15-2004 07:04 PM

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div>

<!--QuoteBegin-Damascus

i think that lowered my I.Q by 20 points. -30....oh well....

HAHAHAHAHHA I think it did mine too.......

...watches it again ......[/b]

aint the misfits great

*listens to the full song*

Ev · 08-15-2004 08:53 PM

lol, no comment

**MSG** · 08-15-2004 10:46 PM

Originally posted by Kaniaz
It's supposed to be amateur. *nods*

ok good but you should show that by putting a hint of non-amatuerness in it, like have one single character that took days to make, instead of 100% amatuer so that it looks like an authentic bad animation. *nods?*

**Kaniaz** · 08-15-2004 11:29 PM

Originally posted by pOOp+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(pOOp)</div>

<!--QuoteBegin-Kaniaz

It's supposed to be amateur. *nods*

ok good but you should show that by putting a hint of non-amatuerness in it, like have one single character that took days to make, instead of 100% amatuer so that it looks like an authentic bad animation. *nods?*[/b]

Go look at "Bagadada Bop", "Yatta", "Life is a mop", "Earth Vs. Funk", "Rocket Power", and all the other odd flash movies out there. They don't take ages making characters; they do exactly what I did. Copy and paste some shit and tween. So, blah.