A story about the DV Community...

**Bornslip** · 08-22-2004 08:39 AM

It all starts out as a pretty normal day at Bornslips house, he wakes up

, then he goes to brush his teeth

.
He continues to chill with some music...

But then he rememebers he posted something at the dreamviews forum last night, and he goes to check for replies

But there hasn't really been any replies to his post, just some good old

by Opheliablue, gameover, p00p, Scwigglie, lucid83, nightowl, squall, vampyre, O'nus, Lomebririon, CT, and especially DaRkLoRd...
But hey, spam can be interesting, so Bornslip grabs some popcorn

and reads it.

The first post is by Ophelia, she writes that she would really like to hump Bornslip

, followed by a giggling post by Scwigglie

By this time gameover is puking all over the place

because he remembered that Ophelia is actually a man, who wears boxers

But Bornslip doesn't care, he still wants to lick Ophelia

Now gameover decides to do some pills

because he can't believe what he just read. But then p00p starts peeing all over the place

and everyone gives him a sarcastic clap

By now seeker is raging

from all the spamming he has to read through. But everyone else is having a great time laughing their asses off

Literally.
But now O'nus gets really confused

, because he's used to reading stuff that stimulates his intellect.
But then things gets interesting, because p00p decides to pick a fight with Bornslip

because of a common interest in Ophelia.
By now Scwigglie is back to giggling

, but seeker is getting crazy from non-stop spam reading

Ophelia faints

, because she's not used to having guys fighting over her.
Now nightowl steps in, he just wants everyone to be friends, and make up

.
So Bornslip and p00p agrees, and becomes friends.

and high fives

Now Ophelia is so proud of Bornslip and jumps him

(Scwigglie giggles some more

)
So now everyone decides to party... even the bucktooth guy can come

.
seeker hits the bottle

and gives up the hope of a spam-free forum. then everyone else starts to party.

Then ofcourse, someone pukes

and vampyre goes to help

Now O'nus sees his chance, and kisses scwigglie

, scwigglie licks him back

and giggles

But then an alien comes

and abducts CT

Everyone is left wondering what just happened

, but then we find out it was just Lomebririon disguised as an alien, playing a joke on us, so he starts laughing

Now that even one of seeker mods joined the crazy forum games, he explodes

Then everyone leaves the party to make some real posts, the only ones left are the bucktooth guy

and DaRkLoRd...

Now, everyone, kiss and make up

**OpheliaBlue** · 08-22-2004 08:49 AM

Well that about sums it up for me.

**Evanescent** · 08-22-2004 08:52 AM

Yea that was hum............

CT · 08-22-2004 01:12 PM

um, yeah. I'm posting here from a secret alien terminal, just to let you all know i'm still alive... I got a shotgun and i'm running around in this alien ship blasting baddies, doom3 style, so its all good dont you guys worry.

**nightowl** · 08-22-2004 06:21 PM

Fact=I do not spam
Fact=I lied about the statement above
Opinion=Dirt>Pepsi>Ashlee simpson

EDIT: The story was enjoyable. 50% of that enjoyability was due to the emoticons and the other 49% was because i was in it.

**Lucid83** · 08-22-2004 06:38 PM

Originally posted by CT

That's unfair, one has hands and the other is a paraplegic, if i spelled that right, he doesn't have any arms. Give him some arms to fight with!!!

**lord soth** · 08-22-2004 07:19 PM

0o0o, nice smilies, i will save them, and then make it into an interesting javascript thing so that i can use them more often-er

**MSG** · 08-22-2004 09:29 PM

Originally posted by Bornslip
p00p decides to pick a fight with Bornslip because of a common interest in Ophelia.

Frickin lickin dickin schmickin pooper!

i do not have an "interest" in ophelia. She has kids and stuff!!!!

and i am 13 btw

**Bornslip** · 08-22-2004 09:34 PM

Originally posted by pOOp+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(pOOp)</div>

<!--QuoteBegin-Bornslip

p00p decides to pick a fight with Bornslip because of a common interest in Ophelia.

Frickin lickin dickin schmickin pooper!

i do not have an \"interest\" in ophelia. She has kids and stuff!!!!

and i am 13 btw[/b]

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that...

**Kaniaz** · 08-22-2004 09:36 PM

It shows poop. It shows.

**MSG** · 08-22-2004 09:43 PM

Originally posted by Kaniaz
It shows poop. It shows.

*sigh* well here goes:

me no have girlfriend. Me have friend that is being girl. Me no want girlfriend. Me want regular friend. Me a fly on wall in school so that noone notice me. Me grow up to be famous actor with lots of girlfriends...

**Bornslip** · 08-22-2004 09:45 PM

Originally posted by pOOp+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(pOOp)</div>

<!--QuoteBegin-Kaniaz

It shows poop. It shows.

*sigh* well here goes:

me no have girlfriend. Me have friend that is being girl. Me no want girlfriend. Me want regular friend. Me a fly on wall in school so that noone notice me. Me grow up to be famous actor with lots of girlfriends...[/b]

You could've just said you're a horny teenager

**MSG** · 08-22-2004 09:46 PM

but im not

**lord soth** · 08-22-2004 10:31 PM

it shows poop, it shows...

**MSG** · 08-22-2004 10:37 PM

Originally posted by lord soth
it shows poop, it shows...

stop picking on me

**Evanescent** · 08-23-2004 03:41 AM

Yea he's but a small pile of something with no hormones.

**MSG** · 08-23-2004 07:42 AM

Originally posted by Evanescent
no hormones.

oh puh-lease

**WerBurN** · 08-23-2004 10:55 AM

cause you're poop! get it? ya...

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