I just got pwned by a giant spider

[Siиdяed]

Seriously, it won't let my hand go. I tried to hit it with my Bible and that didn't work. I gave up Biology to do English Lit. and now I don't have a Biology textbook to throw at it. I don't even have any Lynx Chocolate to spray it with. What I do?

[Marvo]

You're dead man.

[harvey123456]

Maybe your god will save you.

[bluefinger]

[Siиdяed]

It's trying to claw its way into my bloodstream. Should I: a) Use my fingers to pin it and punch it with my free hand. b) Allow it to entermy bloodstream in the hope that it will all be over in a minute. c) Go north, and explore the abandoned ruins. d) Do something else. I can't decide by myself.

[Hollings]

you can't pwn it with a bible OR a bio book... Cast some spells on it

[Hollings]

nvm, drink some poison so when t sucks your blood it will die...

[Siиdяed]

you can't pwn it with a bible OR a bio book... Cast some spells on it I'm not a mage. I went Barbarian but put all my stat points on Charisma. I wanted to meet an elven maiden. ;_; EDIT: I got an epic mount last week. Will that help?

[Marvo]

Kite it around on your mount while you throw rocks at it (the spider)

[Siиdяed]

Got worse.

[slayer]

Camel Spider. http://www.thefunnypage.com/camel-spiders/spider.jpg

[cuddleyperson]

a very clever picture that one above you, good angles make them appear bigger then they are. Really Camel spiders only get to around 5in(12cm) leg span. I think their great, really freaky looking, Problem is, unfortunately, they don't live nearly as long as Tarantulas, they spend a lot of time in their burrow and handling wise..it's not a good idea as their gonna either sprint away or bite you.....( their teeth are huge and they like to chew)

[Dizko]

Sindred, USE A POKEBALL!!! It cannot possibly fail. Unless the spider is over level 5, in which case you might have to wack it a bit before using the pokeball. Infact, judging by the size of it, i'd say you'd need to upgrade to an ultraball.

[Xox]

Befriend it and politely request it to come off. :]

[slayer]

"Excuse me Mr. Spider, would you be so kind as to not chew my leg off?" "OM NOM NOM NOM"

[JayArrDii]

Kill It With Fire!

[Siиdяed]

Befriend it and politely request it to come off. :] Followed this advice. Am now trapped in an abusive relationship with the spider. So far we haven't done it, but it keeps putting pressure on me. I don't know how to tell it I want to keep things platonic until I'm ready. Even then, I don't know that this is a relationship I want to take further. After all, the spider is never at home, it's always out with its mates, and goes mental when I don't have dinner on the table when it gets back (often later than 1 in the morning, most nights). This isn't how I expected my life to go. To make things worse, my parents want me to marry it. I don't know what to do. Help me.

[bluefinger]

Followed this advice. Am now trapped in an abusive relationship with the spider. So far we haven't done it, but it keeps putting pressure on me. I don't know how to tell it I want to keep things platonic until I'm ready. Even then, I don't know that this is a relationship I want to take further. After all, the spider is never at home, it's always out with its mates, and goes mental when I don't have dinner on the table when it gets back (often later than 1 in the morning, most nights). This isn't how I expected my life to go. To make things worse, my parents want me to marry it. I don't know what to do. Help me. Get married to the spider, have a kid, and then some time in the future, have a situation arise where the spider hits on the kid, shit goes down and ends up getting the spider killed. You come along and find the dead body, in which you dispose of it by putting the body in the fridge, taping the whole thing up, and having friends help you take it to some remote pond for you to dump it in. Then go have a long, self-reflective journey with the said child, focusing on how everybody has interacted and reacted to you in the situation, even going as far as meeting up with your mother that you've long believed to be dead. Oh wait... I'm sure that this is the plot to some movie...

[ClouD]

Careful, it might be a trap. Seriously though, you don't want to be fed to your children?

[Siиdяed]

Now I think it's cheating on me. Photo of the bitch here.

[Xox]

Followed this advice. Am now trapped in an abusive relationship with the spider. So far we haven't done it, but it keeps putting pressure on me. I don't know how to tell it I want to keep things platonic until I'm ready. Even then, I don't know that this is a relationship I want to take further. After all, the spider is never at home, it's always out with its mates, and goes mental when I don't have dinner on the table when it gets back (often later than 1 in the morning, most nights). This isn't how I expected my life to go. To make things worse, my parents want me to marry it. I don't know what to do. Help me. Show him who's boss! How can you let him control you like this Sindy! *sigh* The question is, do you really love him?

[Siиdяed]

I want to say no, but I can't look into these eyes without feeling...something, you know? You're right, Xox. I've got to stand up for myself. I'll confront him tonight and lay down the rules. Wish me luck! :]

[starfire]

Yay, I hate and fear spiders even more now, thanks

[slayer]

I hate this thread. I demand that it gets burned with fire, along with the spiders in it. All of them.

[DNK]

Looks like a Golden Orb Weaver. Not dangerous, fairly common. Although I'd probably want to let it "live in its natural habitat" aka not in my house or stuck to my hand.