The longest bestest Thread of the free world!!!!

**Truthbearer** · 03-08-2004 03:44 AM

Ok new activity. This masterfull creation combines your neverending story and your word asociation skills!!!!!!!! Here's how it works, I will write a sentence, trying to make it as senseless and chaotic as posible. The next person must take one of the key words and think of another sentence that is linked to the one before, using that word and making it just as chaotic. Let itl come from the most deep and dark places of your mind, places you never knew existed. Let us begin:

Lucy Lawless is the clear reincarnation of Kurt Cobian when he is eating the ruthless noodles of life.

**wasup** · 03-08-2004 04:04 AM

Ramen noodles like to play the guitar. While taking a crap.

**ffx-dreamz** · 03-08-2004 04:12 AM

Then the crap comes out as noodles. Ewww...

**wasup** · 03-08-2004 04:13 AM

Then the toilet wonders why ramen noodles would have an anus.

**WerBurN** · 03-08-2004 02:10 PM

the toilet is a monsterous beast made of noodles! RAWR

**Lowercase Society** · 03-08-2004 07:00 PM

This really needs to be deleted, it won't last, really, the boss won't support it.

**nerve** · 03-08-2004 07:07 PM

yeah it's gay. I can delete it. yes or no?

**Kaniaz** · 03-08-2004 07:47 PM

This is pretty much the "Longest Thread Ever", except it's probably going to turn out a little more disgusting.

**WerBurN** · 03-08-2004 09:12 PM

deletion is emminent

**ffx-dreamz** · 03-08-2004 11:45 PM

yes, the 1st 3 post were of a very nasty nature so go ahead.

**Truthbearer** · 03-09-2004 02:50 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! It is my baby!!!!!

Let's just start over, I will place a different starting point and we shall continue from there on...

I think its a good idea, its different from the Longest thread because it is not really a story but a true manifest of senselessness. People have started it all wrong. It is supposed to be almost completely unrelated to the sentence before it. The previous post just acts like a starting point. Here's an example of how its supposed to be:

Smurfs are all powerfull creatures of the apocalipsis and will constitute the doom of the empiric free world.

The constitution of the U.S would have been better if it was not made by potato worshipers of the mideast, who also reek of the forgetfull evidence that supports communism.

Let's continue from the last sentence, give it a chance, I swear it's fun....

**ffx-dreamz** · 03-09-2004 03:13 AM

Ok, do we have to use constitution in this sentence? We should all put the main word in black.

Im all confused.

**jacobo** · 03-09-2004 03:17 AM

i don't know... it seems like a lot of effort. i'm not too hot on effort right now. -- but on the same note, if it flourishes who are we to delete it? ... this is senseless banter ya know.

**theunknowndreamer** · 03-09-2004 03:30 AM

I really don't think this will work at all. There is thinking and effort invloved. Good luck with it.

**Truthbearer** · 03-09-2004 03:41 AM

It is not that complicated. You guys have the right idea, just try it instead of complaining about how hard it is, and I think you might like it.

You don't have to use the same word that was used before, and I just made them bold to show you how it works. You can use any of the main words from the previous sentence like potato, reek, communism, evidence, etc.

Let's give it a try and if it doesn't work we will delete it, but let's not give up on it before it ever begun.....

**theunknowndreamer** · 03-09-2004 03:42 AM

well then who shall start this...

**Truthbearer** · 03-09-2004 03:51 AM

I will, again...

A gargoyle of epic proportions has left his unappealing egg of doom in the head of a masterfull being that inhabits Michael Jackson's head...

**Lowercase Society** · 03-09-2004 12:53 PM

Die. *cringe*

**Kaniaz** · 03-09-2004 09:49 PM

...
...What?

Oh, I thought you said the point of this thread was to post stupid pictures of men looking up womens skirts.

**Lowercase Society** · 03-09-2004 10:44 PM

might as well be...this is beyond senseless banter...this is like senseless, senseless banter

**YULAW** · 03-11-2004 05:07 PM

Yep you can't get no more senseless than this.. This is just Crazy

**theunknowndreamer** · 03-11-2004 05:41 PM

I don't think this thread is going to fly

**Lowercase Society** · 03-11-2004 07:02 PM

Well it has had alot of posts

(i just supported this crap again)

**Truthbearer** · 03-11-2004 07:50 PM

You are all pawns in my game of world domination!!!!!

Huh???I should really think before I type....

Anyway, apparently the idea sucked and nobody is going to follow the yellow brick road..er...I mean game, but I am glad that at least it served as some good ol' fashioned banter.....