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    1. 02-17-2007 09:30 AM #1
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      I'm sure you guys have been asking yourself, 'How can sloth be SUCH a COOL, and SMRT GUY!?'
      So, I'm posting this to answer any questions you may have.

      I can't explain how I became so cool, homeys. I guess I'm just pimp that way. ZIM ZAM BLAM! Groovy! That's me. Mistah coo'.

      I became smrt by repeatedly shoving marbles in my ears when I was young. These marbles irritated my brain, and strengthened it. The more marbles I shoved into my brain, the smrter I got. This is why I ... I uhh... ... You... ... The...
      Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........


      I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........
      Oh! I was saying, this is why I outsurpass all of you guys in smrt stuff.

      ...Yeah...

      Now your questions are answered. And don't feel bad. I don't judge you guys for being so below me. Just because I'm like a super-human or something, and junk, or whatever doesn't mean I can't understand you average joe people. I can tolerate you normal people.

      -sloth
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    2. 02-17-2007 12:36 PM #2
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      *Inserts marble through ears*

      Aaaaah these marbles didnt help at all!! they just cause my ears to hurt!!1
    3. 02-17-2007 01:13 PM #3
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      I think you're mentally challenged.
    4. 02-18-2007 04:52 AM #4
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      Wow, Tweak.
      That was.... creative.
      Is it copyrighted?
    5. 02-18-2007 05:18 AM #5
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      of course its copyrighted, its so original its got "tweak" written ALL over it.
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    6. 02-18-2007 05:38 AM #6
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      For real. I just called four of my friends and told them about what Tweak said.
    7. 02-18-2007 06:06 AM #7
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      Man Sloth, I wish you weren't so cool, Deaddollkitty cares more for you than me. I mean it's bad enough that i can't get a girl friend in real life, but when I at least get one on the internet who'll play with me, I end up getting her stolen by a man named after the weakest of sins. Oh god why?!
      Crazy, but that's how it goes!
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    8. 02-18-2007 06:40 AM #8
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      I stole her?

      Awwe, dude! I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to step on your toes, dude. I didn't know. Thanks for not killing me. lol

      Holy crap. You're in Folsom Prison!?

      Yeah.. I was kidding about living in Folsom. :-| I live in... Alaska!
    9. 02-18-2007 09:48 AM #9
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      Quote Originally Posted by sloth View Post
      I stole her?

      Awwe, dude! I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to step on your toes, dude. I didn't know. Thanks for not killing me. lol

      Holy crap. You're in Folsom Prison!?

      Yeah.. I was kidding about living in Folsom. :-| I live in... Alaska!
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      Haha. It's cool man, we can "share" her.

      I hear that train a-coming.
      Crazy, but that's how it goes!
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    10. 02-18-2007 11:31 AM #10
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      cool as a stool
    11. 02-18-2007 03:11 PM #11
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      Quote Originally Posted by PhantomBPR View Post
      I hear that train a-coming.[/b]
      it's coming round the bend.
    12. 02-18-2007 03:25 PM #12
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      And it'll be coming round the mountain when it comes!
    13. 02-18-2007 03:32 PM #13
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      wrong song, Kaniaz
    14. 02-18-2007 04:27 PM #14
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      But it's the better song.
    15. 02-18-2007 05:06 PM #15
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      Coming round the Mountain is better than Johnny Cash? Hmm, maybe...
    16. 02-18-2007 11:07 PM #16
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      *looks at sloth and Phantom* uhm... ... *falls over in the snow*

      I know the reason why Sloth is so cool!!! its because..


      Hey look! *points over there*
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    17. 02-19-2007 12:08 AM #17
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      *Runs over there, searching, and trips over a lamp.*
    18. 02-20-2007 02:44 AM #18
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      I hate the world, but mostly just Sloth

      Quote Originally Posted by sloth View Post
      I wish there was a NudeDreamViewsChicks.com website.
      I would go there every day.
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    19. 02-20-2007 05:06 AM #19
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      hate's a strong word there, artelis.

      sloth: you're pretty awesome buddy. keep up the good work/posts on dreamviews.
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    20. 02-20-2007 05:07 AM #20
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      Quote Originally Posted by hellopotato View Post
      hate's a strong word there, artelis.

      sloth: you're pretty awesome buddy. keep up the good work/posts on dreamviews.
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      Oh. Darn. I'm so ashamed. Thank you for setting me right in my ways.
    21. 02-20-2007 06:03 AM #21
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      Awe. I love you too, Artelis.

      I still wish there was a NudeDreamViewsGirls.com website. What's wrong with that?
    22. 02-20-2007 06:05 AM #22
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      Quote Originally Posted by sloth View Post
      Awe. I love you too, Artelis.

      I still wish there was a NudeDreamViewsGirls.com website. What's wrong with that?
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      You are a sick fuck.
    23. 02-20-2007 06:29 AM #23
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      Because I like chicks?

      You mean you don't like chicks?
      ... D:
      What DO you like?


      What's wrong with you?
    24. 02-20-2007 01:26 PM #24
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      Yeah, what is so sick about a NudeDreamViewsChicks.com? Not like it is: NudeDreamViewsChicksHaveSexWithHorses.com.

      I shouldn't have said that while eating.

      For some strange reason I have lost my appetite.
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    25. 02-20-2007 02:14 PM #25
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      Dunno. Between you and me, if I was a Dreamviews Girl (in a Barbie World?) I might find the jokes pretty creepy.
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