Country cowboy songs

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Everyone, psst, psst, you're invited to write poetry from the point of view of a retarded cowboy from the time when they actually existed =P. T'aint no fool from down the Chisholm trail. S' a bull from the time he finishes his red-eye. Drink it down my friend. The bogged cattle are down there, screaming like they in hell! The skies dump the rain down hard on life. Boy I sure do wish this drive would come to an end. Or something, reach into the dialect of them there old cow boys.