Best Senselessness DV Ever Did Make

[Super Duck]

Back in the day, I made the thread "Post Three Words To Continue The Story" This was the result thanks to the wonderfully colourful minds of MoS, NeAvO, myself and many others: Once upon a Distant Hill, King Sluvash was having a campfire sing-song and dancing his drunken jig when Grand Emperor Frostos tripped, breaking his priceless antique vase and spilling all the carnivorous slugs. So he enjoyed sumo wrestling the oversized fishy elephant until he lost. The 'egg contest', meanwhile, was going badly. The eggs, known as Floddy-Joes-Mystic-Piston-Drooms, attacked some biscuits (Those miserable curs!) and murdered Joey-Jo-Jo-Jo-Jim-Jo-Jameson (Spider-man's ex-boss) Well, Spider-Man was overjoyed! As was NeAvO, as Monkey lord who was estatic from his kill (he loves hunting) took a bunch of banana cream to seduce the peanut-pilots fighting the country. Teletubbies pranced carelessly as Darth-the-Dude Vader malested Tinky-Winky's aerial and undecently snatched a drunk hobo. This hobo was flying through dark dungeon of Chaos and suddenly False-Awakening-ed by the stupidity of the turtle known only as Mr. Happy Man (the Demon of Happiness). He then felt like a mystic sponge bath of tinned spaghetti and used magic-powers from the bath until his head returned to normal and the cat (not actually a-cat-a-pult) ate some yellow-sick berry-juice monkey-stuff, with Keeper and Super-Duck being the only juvenile toilet scrubbers (not). Bro's toilet-humour made King-Sulvash cry, for he remembered his love life. The end ... or is it? It isn't. Ducks end this story stuff with chooo-cha (not actually ended; only just begun!) A new paragraph can cause seizures if you're called HyperNova (now-with four words more!), but only epileptic Hypernovas. With the start of a second egg contest that destroys the world. Then, someone named Chadwick Merriweather Hardy III forgot his heart and his virginity and soul with all the panic, he jumped into lava. The end. jk, he became the magical LAVAMAN! Magical Lavaman dances horribly leaking poop all over He-Man's family and friends who eated it and enjoyed it. Then King Sluvash jumped 100 feet because 'twas Halloween, but he hated fried Badger's eggs because they always vommited on him. But he fantasized about yo' mama. Realising universal truth, he looked disdainfully at grostesque penises(-peni?), a smile creeping over his bottom. Why did this thread start anyway? Good question, he thought. Then lemons riding astride mighty winged pineapples, weilding winged pinapple swords attacked! Sluvash screamed. Arrrggghhhhh, it went. But Super Duck merely smiled, as Sluvash died! OMFG! But suddenly, King Sluvash awoke in a huanted house called Ye Olde Haunted. This house was real haunted 'n' had a magic-toilet named Tyrone. Although Tyrone was lonely he knew of a ghetto-blaster that he loved. Unnaturally, someone called Merlock was singing while his ghetto-blaster got drunk with power. A psychopathic dog screamed internet memes and laughed loudly. The dog cried, "Not my bum-hole! Show mercy!" But received rectal HIV, via used bong. Suddenly, large badgers ate his face. Xox became mad and ate faces from a bong. Then mr-faded-glory giggled at the hyphenated-ness (oh where-is order?) Then-a-great-big-monster-called-NeAvO-attacked-and-ate-his-head-and-it-puked-up-the-head-and-then-it-died, the poor-thing. W O W! "Boo!" said Marvyn Gaye, the singer. The dead-mandrill screamed Foux da fafa. He felt bad...it was unbearable. And good to smoke and laugh about the time King Sluvash died. His ghost cried. ...Ghost Sluvash pounded on the door where his body ate some pie, using a large machine of war. Then he resurrected! He smirked. A giant sloth appeared, pwning everything and loving every minute, because sloths are always with weak-minded humans. Then Santa said "the end". And it ended. Just like that. Yes it did ... they thought. But it didn't. Suddenly, smoking-hot girls-on-ice came and f***ed Santa. Then he ate a giant octopus which lead to massive atrophy of a floating handbag that had suddenly ended his life ... apparently. And then a one-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple-people-eater came! BU GG ER! Meanwhile in a flash of incandescent the story ended. The End I just thought I'd like to do a bit of resurrection. Is that allowed? Huh?! HUH?! Are you gonna do anything about it?!