10 diseases to get before you die!

[nerve]

conversation with my cousin (OldManRiver) me: sees spider, screams like a girl and frantically tries to kill it several times D: OMR: man, at work earlier I was putting a tree in [he works at a tree farm] and I looked down and saw ten ticks crawling up my arm. I swatted my arm and killed them all in one hit. me: uh...you might want to check and make sure there aren't any where the sun don't shine. OMR: that's ok, I like to let them get a little feast before they die. me: er, you know they carry diseases, right? OMR: like Lyme disease? yeah, that's number 1 in my top ten list of diseases to get before I die! :D me: ....WHAT +almost pisses self laughing+ _______________________________________ so, yeah. I didn't know people had such lists! (boy, am I out of the loop) post YOUR top ten list of diseases to get before you die! :D

[Jonny the Nameless]

People are straight up mental. From the things they say to the things they do. There's this guy who tirelessly goes around Cardiff, playing drums on bins and music on just about everything he can. Some kids said "bins are for music", his reply was, in a jamaican accent "Nah, bins are for music man. Everything is for making music". You may enjoy this, http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays Here's a quote from it: War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker." "I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing. How the fuck you think, son? I exercised." Love down to earth people as much as complete space cadets

[nerve]

oh my g- IT WAS A JOKE!!! you really think he was serious?? I thought it was hilarious cause he's always pulling wild excuses out of his ass for anything thing you question him over...like, come on, a list of diseases to get before you die?! HA! I'd never think to say anything like that. ya'll are just dumb :c

[Jonny the Nameless]

You just absolutely destroyed me

[nerve]

well I absolutely thought you replied to the wrong thread.

[Jonny the Nameless]

It get's worse. Just kidding, sorry about sending your thread spiralling in the wrong direction. 1. Ergotism 2. narcolepsy (can't catch it but it'd be interesting) I don't even think....... I swear, as of this post I am never replying to a new thread.

[kittie11]

conversation with my cousin (OldManRiver) me: sees spider, screams like a girl and frantically tries to kill it several times D: OMR: man, at work earlier I was putting a tree in [he works at a tree farm] and I looked down and saw ten ticks crawling up my arm. I swatted my arm and killed them all in one hit. me: uh...you might want to check and make sure there aren't any where the sun don't shine. OMR: that's ok, I like to let them get a little feast before they die. me: er, you know they carry diseases, right? OMR: like Lyme disease? yeah, that's number 1 in my top ten list of diseases to get before I die! me: ....WHAT +almost pisses self laughing+ _______________________________________ so, yeah. I didn't know people had such lists! (boy, am I out of the loop) post YOUR top ten list of diseases to get before you die! Im glad you didnt tell me this story! asshole