Life is dramatic.

Those who are depressed will know this(lol), and also people who know what it feels like to lose someone very close(lol).

So tell me, who has died around you and why is it your fault?

Also possibly, what guy is your girlfriend with right now?

Do you eat yourself fat and does that makes life more dramatic?

Anything dramatic basically, including the constant persecution for your strange fetishes and/or sexuality and how the woman in front got the last bottle of apple juice even though you can tell she doesn't need it.

I can also tell what's going to happen in the future, so if you want me to predict the dramatic things that'll happen to you, post here! ^___^