You know. . .

[Mzzkc]

To me, all you blues are yellow; you reds are blue, and you greens are pink. Maybe it would help if I turned "Invert Colors" off. . . Nah, it's more amusing this way. Also, I'm manufacturing various super weapons. Mostly planet killers, but I'm pretty good at machining ridiculously overpowered rifles and sidearms as well. I'll be taking commissions from any and all colors, but WAIT! If you act now, I'll throw in one of my custom made 'industrial' sized Shamwows! Used properly, you can drain a planet of its water supply in mere moments! Any takers?

[slayer]

That's cool. I think we reds will pass on war stuff though...

[Jeff777]

That's cool. I think we reds will pass on war stuff though... Good on you red ancestor

[Mzzkc]

Nonsense, everyone could use a nice sidearm. I'll give you a 20% discount and everything. I can even make it make it shoot flowers or foam darts for ya. Foam darts of death. . . >.> <.<

[Kromoh]

I will buy all you have.

[Mzzkc]

Sure thing. I accept payment in cash and/or infants. As to what we're looking at here, since I've only been in production for a few hours, you'll be getting access to 11 orbital laser platforms (un-launched, so you can set them up wherever), 47 Satellites armed with various atomic weaponry (same deal), 135 anti-matter bombs which fit nicely in suitcases and have enough kick to split a medium sized planet, 1237 vehicle mounted high intensity lasers, 2 knock-off death stars, with all those pesky holes that lead to the reactor filled, enough mass accelerator powered weaponry to equip 7 armies (I've modded them to fire at various sizes, so you can have your infantry fire an entire block and blow up a couple cities in one shot), and so much more. Since you're buying in bulk, I'll throw in a small discount. In the end, though, the price tag totals up to 897,496,029,285,039,485 pesos, or 178 infants, whichever you prefer. Oh, and you get the Shamwow.

[Kromoh]

Can they been green infants? I'll give you 1500 of them as they are less valuable. We will use the Shamwow to clean all the green blood.

[TheChosenDreamer]

*looks around* Yes, I would like some of your war stuffs. I would like 8 lazor blasters, 2 medium sized nukes, 2 miniguns loaded with flaming bullets, 1 small death ray, and 1 small death star knock off with cloaking ability. I hope to become a regular customer here.

[Mzzkc]

@ Kromoh: This is a satisfactory offer. That's more than what I need to begin my plans. Just make sure they're alive. I'll still be in production, so stop by from time to time if you need anything else. I do take requests, so if you need something specific, or custom tailored, that's not on my retail line, just ask. Everything will be shipped as soon as payment is received. My moon base is located on the dark side of Earth's moon. It's pretty big, so it shouldn't be too hard to spot. Be sure the cargo ship you send has no weaponry on it of any kind, or it will be annihilated. @ Chosen: That equates to $101,023.01, or 3 and 1/2 infants. The purchase procedure is the same. If you do not have a ship, I'll be happy to have the payment picked up on the planet of your choice, at a location of my choosing.

[Kromoh]

Good. My ships and the children in their chambers of artificial sleep will be arriving in around 0.005 Mercury days. You'll have no problem recognizing my ship, it'll be a blue one.

[TheChosenDreamer]

@ Kromoh: This is a satisfactory offer. That's more than what I need to begin my plans. Just make sure they're alive. I'll still be in production, so stop by from time to time if you need anything else. I do take requests, so if you need something specific, or custom tailored, that's not on my retail line, just ask. Everything will be shipped as soon as payment is received. My moon base is located on the dark side of Earth's moon. It's pretty big, so it shouldn't be too hard to spot. Be sure the cargo ship you send has no weaponry on it of any kind, or it will be annihilated. @ Chosen: That equates to $101,023.01, or 3 and 1/2 infants. The purchase procedure is the same. If you do not have a ship, I'll be happy to have the payment picked up on the planet of your choice, at a location of my choosing. I'll storm the Blue area, and obtain some babies right away. My ship will be the Green one with "Chosen's Greenkillers" of the side. Your payment will be recieved in less than one quarter earth hour.

[Mzzkc]

Okay, just be sure there are no weapons on board. Seriously, even a kitchen knife will set off the defense system.

[TheChosenDreamer]

Change in plans. You will recieve your payment within one half earth day.

[Mzzkc]

Okay, everything should be done by then. After your payments are processed, I will immediately teleport all goods to the coordinates of your choosing. I think I should take this time to mention that all my sold goods are designed to have little, to no effect on my varied base and personal defense systems. The weaponry is still plenty effective against everything else, so it's not that big a deal. And don't worry, I'm just a merchant. I have no interest in war, except the profits that come from it. Oh, and don't fret over what I'm doing with the infants, it's not really important. >.>

[TheChosenDreamer]

*ship lands* Terribly sorry. I appear to have hit a snag in my return to here. Here are your Blue infants *gives 4 Blue infants* keep the change. I hope to have my weapons delivered to my base post-haste. They better be of the utmost quality, or I'll have to force choke you.*returns to ship and goes back to base*

[Mzzkc]

I have been informed by the Commander of my Earth Moon Base that the payment has been dropped off. The processing is complete, and everything shall be waiting for you upon your return to your base. And if you have any issues with my products, I do have an exchange program in place. Thank you for shopping with us, we hope you'll come back soon!

[dorpis]

Fck Blue <_< Commies

[Michael]

Nice kiddie humor. yall are so funny.

[Mzzkc]

You're just jealous that you're not as mature as us. Anyways, on with the kiddie humor! Kromoh, your payment has finished processing. I have teleported the weaponry to your Main HQ, deep in blue territory. Please send pictures of the destruction you cause!