santa's coming

[Boof]

santa is on his way. have you earned those christmas gifts and been a good child this year?

[icedawg]

Originally posted by dj0s santa is on his way. have you earned those christmas gifts and been a good child this year? i sure hope so! if not, ol' santa 'dawg's got a great big bag of WHOOPASS for everybody! HO HO HO HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH! anyway, back to the 'elf caves' or some nonsense...

[Demerzel]

nice to see the cheer spreading from the santa dawg.

[Xisdence]

I left a bear trap on my roof, acid on the tree and snake venom in the beer.

[Kaniaz]

Originally posted by Santa 'dawg+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Santa 'dawg)</div> <!--QuoteBegin-dj0s santa is on his way. have you earned those christmas gifts and been a good child this year? i sure hope so! if not, ol' santa 'dawg's got a great big bag of WHOOPASS for everybody! HO HO HO HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH! anyway, back to the 'elf caves' or some nonsense... [/b] I believe you mean a great big bag of coal.

[Haz]

Originally posted by Santa 'dawg+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Santa 'dawg)</div> <!--QuoteBegin-dj0s santa is on his way. have you earned those christmas gifts and been a good child this year? i sure hope so! if not, ol' santa 'dawg's got a great big bag of WHOOPASS for everybody! HO HO HO HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH! anyway, back to the 'elf caves' or some nonsense... [/b] O_O Santa!!! He's there! oooooo Santaaaaa!!!!

[Aphius]

Originally posted by Santa 'dawg ol' santa 'dawg's got a great big bag of WHOOPASS for everybody! HO HO HO HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH! *A kid comes runnng down on christmas* Kid: Wow! I bet santa came and left me some presents! *kid runs over to stocking and peers in, only to have a fist fly out and give him a fat lip* Kid: What the heck? *mother and father come in after hearing a sound and see the kid on the floor and someone climbing out of the stocking* Mother: Billy! What happened?!?! Father: What the hell?!? *Santa 'Dawg steps out of stocking* Billy: Santa? Santa 'dawg: You're half right! I'm, SAYNTA 'DAHWG! *'santa dawg' pronounced in gangsta accent* Father: You've ruined christmas for little Billy! Santa 'dawg: *grabs his crotch* I've got your ruined christmas right here come and get it! Then santa 'dawg proceeds to beat up the entire family for ruining his christmas fun. Billy: Thith ith the betht krithmath efer! *spoken with his busted lip* Santa 'dawg: And remember! Ass whooping for christmas is much better than presents! *eats milk and cookies left for that pussy regular santa*

[Kaniaz]

icedawg the crotch grabber. okay.

[Aphius]

Originally posted by Kaniaz icedawg the crotch grabber. okay. I'll take it from your response you've never seen anyone make that motion and then threaten another? It is usually done in jest and occasionally even laughed at when the person does it. It'll click eventually.

[Kaniaz]

Nope, in england we don't have crotch grabbing rituals..

[Aphius]

Originally posted by Kaniaz Nope, in england we don't have crotch grabbing rituals.. Probably not, you have much more sadistic things you'd rather be doing.

[Damascus]

i just had a vision of ice being michal jackson bo'selecta style when you mentioned crotch grabbing. "MEEHHH HEEH motherfucker!"

[Joseph_Stalin]

Heh, for some reason I always expected Santa to come in spy-style...I dunno

[Rakkantekimusouka]

Santa 'dawg's a mensch but Jacko's just a nebbish.

[Aphius]

Originally posted by Joseph_Stalin Heh, for some reason I always expected Santa to come in spy-style...I dunno He probably would, but this isn't regular santa, this is Santa 'dawg. He obviously kicks much more ass than the original.

[Amaru]

I'll be in my living room waiting with a shotgun loaded cuz no one sets foot on my property... I don't have a chimeney, so I'll watch the front door... I just remembered the "The Simpsons" episode where Mr. Burns opens up a Casino in Springfield and Marge develops a gambling problem.