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    1. 11-01-2009 09:24 PM #1
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      Cool The person above's Mama's so...

      You have to know the game...

      Insult the person above with a Yo' Mama joke...
      Since i have noone to insult, im gonna have to wait for someone to insult me first.

      WARNING: This is only a game. Please dont moan if someone is too personal. You decided to play, so put up with it.
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    2. 11-01-2009 09:31 PM #2
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      I think there was a thread like this around here somewhere, but oh well...

      Yo momma is soooooo fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to Hell!
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    3. 11-01-2009 11:32 PM #3
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      Yo mamma is so fat I had to take a train and three buses just to get on her good side
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    4. 11-02-2009 01:41 AM #4
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      You momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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    5. 11-02-2009 02:07 AM #5
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      Yo momma so old, I told her to 'act her age', and the bitch dropped dead!
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    6. 11-02-2009 02:43 AM #6
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      Yo momma so ugly, she entered into the Ugly Contest and the judges said "Sorry, no professionals!"
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    7. 11-02-2009 05:31 PM #7
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      Yo momma's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed a whole season of CSI.

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    8. 11-03-2009 12:03 AM #8
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      Yo momma's so stupid, she talks back to Rice Crispies.
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    9. 11-03-2009 12:11 AM #9
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      Yo mammas so poor, I went into her living room and stepped on a cigarette butt and she shouted - "who turned off the heat?"
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    10. 11-03-2009 08:15 AM #10
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      Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
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    11. 11-03-2009 08:25 AM #11
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      (Lmao. I've always loved that one^)

      Yo momma so fat, she sweats Crisco!
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    12. 11-03-2009 12:49 PM #12
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      Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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    13. 11-03-2009 02:46 PM #13
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      Yo momma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved.

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    14. 11-03-2009 03:39 PM #14
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      Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

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      Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
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    15. 11-03-2009 09:32 PM #15
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      ALL OF THE ABOVE POSTER'S MOTHERS ARE SO STUPID THAT SHE NEVER TAUGHT THEM HOW TO COME UP WITH ORIGINAL JOKES WHEN PLAYING THE DOZENS!!!!


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    16. 11-03-2009 11:08 PM #16
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      Elis D's mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.


      Can you see me now?
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    17. 11-04-2009 05:55 AM #17
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      Would have been a better joke if my mom wasn't dead
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    18. 11-04-2009 05:58 AM #18
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      Must. Resist. Urge. To. Take. Cheap. Shot. .......arghhhhh!

      Okay...since I can't comment on your mum, this will have to do:

      You're so ugly, your parents had to feed you with a sling shot

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    19. 11-04-2009 06:10 AM #19
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      Yeah Yo' mama's so ugly she look jus' like you!
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