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How much porn can a Randy stash if a Randy could only stash porn?
Go stuff yerself!Quote:
Originally posted by Pyro Yuy
How much porn can a Randy stash if a Randy could only stash porn?
It's a good idea, but it comes up a little short on flow. How about:Quote:
Originally posted by Pyrro Yuy
How much porn can a Randy stash if a Randy could only stash porn?
How much Rand could a Randy kirk if a Randy could kirk Rand?
(So you're not too confused, Rand refers to Yeoman Janice Rand, and the word kirk as a verb comes from Holtkamp and Jenkins's Star Trek Dictionary, and means "to initiate romantic activity" or in otherwords, "thrust" ;) )
There's some scientific answer to the original woodchuck query, but it's late and I'm tired, so I'm not going to try and come up with a pesudo-scientific parody answer right now...
:P
You lost me at "Rakkantekimusouka"Quote:
Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
(So you're not too confused, Rand refers to Yeoman Janice Rand, and the word kirk as a verb comes from Holtkamp and Jenkins's Star Trek Dictionary, and means \"to initiate romantic activity\" or in otherwords, \"thrust\" ;) )
:P
HA!Quote:
Originally posted by Truthbearer+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Truthbearer)</div>Quote:
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You lost me at \"Rakkantekimusouka\"[/b]Quote:
(So you're not too confused, Rand refers to Yeoman Janice Rand, and the word kirk as a verb comes from Holtkamp and Jenkins's Star Trek Dictionary, and means \"to initiate romantic activity\" or in otherwords, \"thrust\" ;) )
:P
Answer: (sorry, but Randy was lost...)
Question: Why am I so confuseled
Q: Daffy Duck doesn't wear any pants, but when he comes out of the shower, he's wearing a towel around his waist. Why is that?
A: Uh, force of habit?
Q. Why are pineapples so bloody sexy?
Because they pretend to be golden phalluses.
Who the heck came up with the concept of country music? and why? WHY GOD WHY?
hey grats on becoming a mod Luis, when did that happen?
thanks, it happened about a week ago...long story :PQuote:
Originally posted by Xisdence
hey grats on becoming a mod Luis, when did that happen?
so, was that supposed to be your stupid question? :P
^that one is mine
Tragically i was an only twin
Why do women always leave the toilet seat down!
So us guys can piss on it for them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Infinityecho
Why do you “put your two cents in” when it is only “a penny for your thoughts”? What happens to the other penny?
Bad exchange rate.
Where do my socks go when I put them in the . . . drawer?
The GPS system.
If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, then why practice?
(Well, actually thats a pretty good question. Doesnt belong here. Oh well.)
A: Because you are very, very, very far from even being average.
Q: What is "suppid"?
Your late Aunties name.
What is stupid?
Resurrecting threads dating back to Leo Volont's childhood.
Hence the question: why?
Nope, sorry. Bonus round!
Foriegn Objects in the Liver for $500.
A solid tablet of ethanol, that, when released gives forth a BAC of .5...you took 7.
*Whines* Awwwww...why do I have to ask a stoopid question????
A: Because you are incapable of asking an intelligent one.
Q: Why did Merlock have to bring him up? I mean, I know Merlock is lame and all, but... Come on... Why???
lame or did not know thy rule: He who must not be named, or We do not speak.
Leo Leo Leo shhhhhhh
Is it a pre-requisite to have to get shot at least once, in order to become a rapper?
Because those chocolate chips were in the cookie.
Why is the world round?
More importantly, what makes it go round and round?
The lack of an ironing board big enough to iron all the wrinkles out if it ever got deflated.
Who invented socks?
someone with cold feet/
:hrm:sock theme occurring here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
Because you don't have a garage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Infinityecho
What is the equation which relates the height of the ceiling and the horizontal distance from your eyes to the edge of a fluorescent light when the reflection of said light in the floor appears to be touching your toes?
x + y = 8x
Why does time exist?
"Why" is a human construct. It just does. And you didn't define x OR y! Pish tush.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xox
What's the speed of dark?
A. :banana: + :shock:/:eek: X :paranoid:^:pirate:= :parapet: (:bang: + :cheers::wino:/:drink:) - :pope: X C^2Quote:
Originally Posted by thegnome54
Q. What was Willis talking about?
yo Mama!
Is it possible for Jesus to love you, but not be in love with you?
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bl...susPosters.jpg
A: According to him it is...but I was always kind of suspicious of that, myself.
Q: How many presidential candidates does it take to screwina country?
A. Only one, once they get in office.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Q. Why is an asp in the grass a snake, but a grasp in the ass a goose?
A. Because the difference between a running back and a politician in an interview is that a running back is bumped and then he stumbles but a politician in an interview is stumped and then he bumbles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
Q. Why was the Mr. Faded Glory thread deleted? (not that I don't have my suspicions)
A. Go in chat and ask Amé.
Q. Why must tubers always stare so incessantly?
A: Cause it was a Mr. Faded Glory thread.
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on anabolic steroids?
A. More than average.
B. How much is 23 + : ?
A) 23 + :, since : is a variable.
Q) Who are the Illuminati?
A: People who are on fire.
Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road?
A: Chickens have no neocortex, and lack the ability to plan.
Q: Why do people insist on believing in a non-physical component to the human body?
A. That depends mostly on the person, and whether or not they peel their M&Ms.
Q. Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?
:rolllaugh: That is awesome! Now I have another joke I am going to be telling for the rest of my life. That answer is so non-humorous it is hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by thegnome54
A. You are going to Xanadu in a handbasket because the movie about it proved that the disco era's last leg had finally broken and the Illuminati's mission for you is to bring back the prophecized new day of disco.Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
B. Who would win a fight between :banana: and :boogie:?
A) :muffin:
Q) What time is it?
A: 4:30
Q: Is this a question.
A. What was the question?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark75
Q. What is the answer to this question?
A) This.
Q) What's the plural of "fish"?
fish
why do some people walk funny?
Disclaimer: I have no idea whether or not the neocortex is actually necessary in order to plan. I just know that it is the seat of most known higher-order functions. I figured it would make for an amusing answer anyways, though. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
A: They've probably put something into one end or the other which they shouldn't have.
Q: If your cookie recipe is really famous, why do you have to remind everyone by saying so on the package?
A. So they can know that even though they know it is famous, everybody else thinks it is too.Quote:
Originally Posted by thegnome54
Q. What right do you have to claim that those are YOUR fingers you are using to type?
A) I'm not typing with my fingers.
B) What is China's fascination with lead?
It's all about recycling, re-use.
why is it better to set up the "guest" room in the basement?
A. So people who come looking for their bodies will have a harder time finding them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Infinityecho
Q. Who all would like to come spend the night in my basement?
A. Sure, why not...
Q. What do you get when you cross a television and a rooster?
A: A flat chicken and a broken television.
Q: What exactly is a suppid question?
A: Its a question which come with a stupid answer and a slap around the face!
Q: Why do birds always apear when you are near?
A) Because it`s hunting season.
Q) Which animal most deserves opposable thumbs?
A. fishQuote:
Originally Posted by Spartiate
B. Is "I" the plural of "us"?
A. Yes, because I'm told size matters.
Q. Where can I find Universal Mind's basement?
A: Just follow the smell of Jesus' roasting marshmallows.
Q: Why is the following poster such a terrible person?
A. Follow me to my basement and find out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark75
http://www.fotosearch.com/thumb/PDS/...399476-001.jpg
Q. Which would you rather do or run up a hill?
A. Orange juice with fifteen drops of cayenne pepper extract.Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
Q. True or false: :banana:
A: 1945
Q: Is there a way to combine forces with squirals and create a half man half squiral being of superior abilities?!
A. Yes, but all they do is leech off the system and cause trouble.Quote:
Originally Posted by HyperNova
http://thevoice.name/photos/6bc48e9.jpg
Q. Which came first... existence or nonexistence?
A. I should it would be oblivious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
Q. If I am what I eat, and I eat nothing but Spam, does that make me Crazy Tasty?
A. Perhaps, but you'd be dead first.
Q. I was going to post this:
http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/6721/failme0.jpg
in the Faded Glory thread. Should I have checked whether it was locked first?
no
Was it really all just a lie, or does Faded Glory grant answers to the questions we seek?
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In before lock[/background]
I cannot answer that myself; Faded Glory grants the answers you seek. You should ask him the question of which you seek the answer, the question being, "does Faded Glory grant answers to the questions we seek?". I also seek the answer to that question.
What?
A. Which what?Quote:
Originally Posted by Identity X
Q. This?
A. No, never, not in a million years!
Q. How many cakes are baked in one year across the whole world?
A) Enough to kill us all.
B) Who the hell canceled "Who`s line is it anyways?"????!!!!
A. Reality TV Show producers. Do your part stop watching them!
Q. What will be the next "big thing"?
A. A new even better series of "Who's Line Is It Anyway?"
Q. ?
A: !
Q: What does 'suppid' mean?
A) I don`t know, but this thread is the second site when searching "suppid" on google, right under Micro$oft`s site...
Q) How many fingers am I holding up?
A) None
Q) Why was the question invented?
To annoy people who aren't paying attention in class
Q. what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
and don't say 42... PLEASE
42 wasn't it?
What's the right question?
The right question
http://www.nataliedee.com/070507/he-...e-bathroom.jpg
Q.Which of these topics would make the best DV senseless thread :
Beer bellies, butt hair, flatulence, man boobs?
A. All of them combined in one thread.
Q. Why do penguins have wings?
A. To annoy creationists.Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael
Q.What should I eat? :spam:, :spam:, eggs and :spam: or :spam:, :spam: and :spam:?
A. Bite me
Q. What would love do?
A. Release certain pheromones.
Q. I'm white. Can I get down?
A - Sure why not? :banana:
Q - . ?
A-Not without a skirt on you can't.
Q-Mudkipz?
A - Never!Quote:
Originally Posted by Carôusoul
Q - If the egg came before the chicken, what came before the egg?
A. "Before".
Q. What is it with chickens anyway?
A) They have surprisingly good endurance while headless.
Q) What`s the last digit in the number pi?
A: The one after the second to last one.
Q: If Burger King's slogan is "have it your way," why do they look at me like I'm stupid, when I say "I'd like that for free"? :(
A. It's something to do with that "SCIENTOLOGY RULES OK" T-shirt you were wearing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Q. a+b?
A. B + A = A + B
Q. If time is money, money is power, and power corrupts, is time evil?
A. Sure is!
Q. who was the first person who even said 'God'?
A. :/
Q. Should I charge mah lazor then Shoop Da Whoop? Or Shoop Da Whoop then charge mah lazor? (while wearing mah blazor)
A. Yaaa should lazer Dah Razer, yah phazer andah hava ah ahiza withaf aya biza. Yah hola Shoop Da Whoop.
Q. If Love is God and God is love. If you are god and I am god. What would you tell your self? If god had a message for all of us. What would you say to me and what would me say to you?
A) Ask a question, I'm afraid yours has been revoked.
Q) Who is the ugliest politician of all time?
A. The ugly one.
Q. How do you know that I don't know?
A. Because you dont know that I dont know that you dont know that I know that you know that he doesnt know that she knows that he knows that I know that you Know that he knows that you know that I know that he knows that i know that she knows that he doent know that I know that I know that you know that I know that you dont know that I dont know that you dont know that I know that you know that he doesnt know that she knows that he knows that I know that you Know that he knows that you know that I know that he knows that i know that she knows that he doent know that I know that I know that you know that I know that you dont know that I dont know that you dont know that I know that you know that he doesnt know that she knows that he knows that I know that you Know that he knows that you know that I know that he knows that i know that she knows that he doent know that I know that I know that you know that I know. I dont know.
(After writing this, the word "know" has lost all meaning to me and I know haeve given up all hope fo man kind and will never "know" true happiness again. - ya see what I did thayr!?)
Q. Meh?
A. What the great and powerful Oz has spoken..
Q. Does soymilk come from, soy boobies?
A. Only in the land of the purple-footed fruit bat.
Q. How do I get my mother to go to Waffle House tonight?
A.
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4...twafflepo4.jpg
Q. Should I kill Ben?
A. Only if there is ten (10) of them.
Q. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
A) Neither, he's dead.
Q) What are the lyrics to the Azerbaijani national anthem?
A : Oh azerbaijani
we dont even have our own country!
we live in iran mostly
oh azerbaijani!
Q: When will we acquire the technology to land on stars?
A) When they cool down sufficiently.
Q) Will the universe implode, expand endlessly or dance la Macarena?
A: Implode in this universe and explode in to another and then pull out the MC Hammer dance, wrap your minds around that ;)
Q: Oh REALLY?
O RLY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuZ1nvagxT8Quote:
Originally Posted by tkdyo
A: Ya rly!
Q: Are you taking my suggestion if I tell you to not take any of my suggestions?
~
A. Suggest I get a cookie for doing the correct action:cookiemonster:
Q. Where are the cookies?
A) In the jar.
Q) Where is the jar?
A. The door is ajar.
Q. Where does the question mark come from?
A) From he who marketh the question.
Q) Is spongebob gay?
A. No, and it actually comes from scribes putting the word 'qo' (a shorter version of 'questio') at the end of every question, until some bright chap had the idea to put the 'q' on top of the 'o', so that no one would think it was actually a word in the sentence. After that, in a game of scribe-telephone, the symbol was mished and mashed until the 'q' became a squiggle and the 'o' a mere dot. Hence the question mark was born.
Q. Are you happy you now know where that came from?