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    1. 11-13-2007 04:15 AM #51
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      Quote Originally Posted by Universal Mind View Post
      That is awesome! Now I have another joke I am going to be telling for the rest of my life. That answer is so non-humorous it is hilarious.
      Disclaimer: I have no idea whether or not the neocortex is actually necessary in order to plan. I just know that it is the seat of most known higher-order functions. I figured it would make for an amusing answer anyways, though.



      A: They've probably put something into one end or the other which they shouldn't have.

      Q: If your cookie recipe is really famous, why do you have to remind everyone by saying so on the package?
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    2. 11-13-2007 04:56 AM #52
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      Quote Originally Posted by thegnome54 View Post
      Q: If your cookie recipe is really famous, why do you have to remind everyone by saying so on the package?
      A. So they can know that even though they know it is famous, everybody else thinks it is too.

      Q. What right do you have to claim that those are YOUR fingers you are using to type?
      You are dreaming right now.
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    3. 11-13-2007 05:41 AM #53
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      A) I'm not typing with my fingers.

      B) What is China's fascination with lead?
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    4. 11-13-2007 05:51 AM #54
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      It's all about recycling, re-use.

      why is it better to set up the "guest" room in the basement?
      I play broccoli with checkers every night.
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    5. 11-13-2007 07:29 AM #55
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      Quote Originally Posted by Infinityecho View Post
      why is it better to set up the "guest" room in the basement?
      A. So people who come looking for their bodies will have a harder time finding them.

      Q. Who all would like to come spend the night in my basement?
      You are dreaming right now.
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    6. 11-13-2007 07:33 AM #56
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      A. Sure, why not...

      Q. What do you get when you cross a television and a rooster?
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    7. 11-13-2007 11:17 AM #57
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      A: A flat chicken and a broken television.

      Q: What exactly is a suppid question?
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    8. 11-13-2007 05:48 PM #58
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      A: Its a question which come with a stupid answer and a slap around the face!

      Q: Why do birds always apear when you are near?
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      A) Because it`s hunting season.

      Q) Which animal most deserves opposable thumbs?
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    10. 11-13-2007 09:32 PM #60
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      Quote Originally Posted by Spartiate View Post
      Q) Which animal most deserves opposable thumbs?
      A. fish

      B. Is "I" the plural of "us"?
      You are dreaming right now.
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    11. 11-14-2007 05:01 AM #61
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      A. Yes, because I'm told size matters.

      Q. Where can I find Universal Mind's basement?
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    12. 11-14-2007 06:12 AM #62
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      A: Just follow the smell of Jesus' roasting marshmallows.

      Q: Why is the following poster such a terrible person?
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    13. 11-14-2007 10:20 AM #63
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mark75 View Post
      Q: Why is the following poster such a terrible person?
      A. Follow me to my basement and find out.



      Q. Which would you rather do or run up a hill?
      You are dreaming right now.
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    14. 11-14-2007 10:58 AM #64
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      Quote Originally Posted by Universal Mind View Post
      Q. Which would you rather do or run up a hill?
      A. Orange juice with fifteen drops of cayenne pepper extract.

      Q. True or false:
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    15. 11-14-2007 11:33 AM #65
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      A: 1945

      Q: Is there a way to combine forces with squirals and create a half man half squiral being of superior abilities?!
      Last edited by HyperNova; 11-14-2007 at 01:27 PM.
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      Quote Originally Posted by HyperNova View Post

      Q: Is there a way to combine forces with squirals and create a half man half squiral being of superior abilities?!
      A. Yes, but all they do is leech off the system and cause trouble.



      Q. Which came first... existence or nonexistence?
      You are dreaming right now.
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    17. 11-15-2007 06:00 AM #67
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      Quote Originally Posted by Universal Mind View Post
      Q. Which came first... existence or nonexistence?
      A. I should it would be oblivious.


      Q. If I am what I eat, and I eat nothing but Spam, does that make me Crazy Tasty?
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    18. 11-15-2007 03:55 PM #68
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      A. Perhaps, but you'd be dead first.

      Q. I was going to post this:



      in the Faded Glory thread. Should I have checked whether it was locked first?
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    19. 11-16-2007 03:51 AM #69
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      Was it really all just a lie, or does Faded Glory grant answers to the questions we seek?
      [background="F7F7F7"]
      In before lock[/background]
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    20. 11-16-2007 12:19 PM #70
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      I cannot answer that myself; Faded Glory grants the answers you seek. You should ask him the question of which you seek the answer, the question being, "does Faded Glory grant answers to the questions we seek?". I also seek the answer to that question.

      What?
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    21. 11-16-2007 12:28 PM #71
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      Quote Originally Posted by Identity X View Post
      What?
      A. Which what?

      Q. This?
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    22. 11-16-2007 03:44 PM #72
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      A. No, never, not in a million years!

      Q. How many cakes are baked in one year across the whole world?
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      A) Enough to kill us all.

      B) Who the hell canceled "Who`s line is it anyways?"????!!!!
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      A. Reality TV Show producers. Do your part stop watching them!
      Q. What will be the next "big thing"?
      I play broccoli with checkers every night.
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    25. 11-17-2007 06:19 PM #75
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      A. A new even better series of "Who's Line Is It Anyway?"

      Q. ?
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